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May 26, 2010
The half life of the teaspoons was 81 days.
11 years ago
Science. It works, bitches.
Miscreant teaspoon hoarders may be to blame here, but how can I ever account for my continuing loss of right-handed gloves and half pairs of socks?
It's about time science confirmed this utensil black hole. Folk wisdom tells us that the
sock ran away with the spoon. However, I'm sure there is a source of teaspoons that we're not capitalizing on somewhere. I suggest: Drill, baby, drill!