April 14, 2010

A vegetarian Komodo Dragon relative long known to native Filipino hunters but unknown to science has been discovered. The animal has never been identified by scientists before, though Filipino hunters have presumably been eating them for millennia. The animals were probably missed because they hide so well in the trees and were often confused with another non-vegetarian monitor lizard.
  • Any creature that has a lot of blue in it is, by definition, awesome (this does necessarily include birds).
  • I'd much rather stumble upon one these guys than a real, much nastier Komodo Dragon.
  • Were I a female Varanus bitatawa, I might consider retracting my previous comment.
  • So, you're saying I shouldn't reply to that spam saying I could double my number of penises?
  • I didn't mention the two-pronged penis thing because, in fact, MOST snakes and lizards have double wangs. I don't know why they made such a big deal about it for this creature. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reproductive_system#Reptiles
  • Perhaps it's blue?