March 02, 2010
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This was recently on BB and MeFi, but it's good enough to be sure that no monkeys miss it.
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It must have made the rounds. I caught it on Reddit but definitely worth a post here. 'Specially for some insight into the early days of pirating. (Or maybe it was called "nibbling" back then???)
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I think they called it using your computer back then
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There's a pdf of a manual here that has some old timey funny quips.
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Actually, this computer is older than the Ace. I don't think there are any of the older manuals left.
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Wow. I remember my dad firing up Alaska Locksmith back in the day, on our old Apple ][, but never was really clear what it was for. Now I know. I am apparently a second-generation software pirate. Crazy.