February 24, 2010

10 ways civilization could collapse because of MonkeyFilter!
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  • 8 horrible lessons about goats that Hollywood teaches kids
  • Lesson 1: Goats will ALWAYS go for the crotch.
  • Lesson 2: Goats pay to join MeFi, and scorn MoFi. They're goats, wadjaexpect?
  • Lesson 3: "Oiled goats" is an anagram of "soiled toga".