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February 13, 2010
12 years ago
*snork* Keep yankin' his chain. Maybe his head will assplode.
This might look innocuous, but in the right hands, these Swiss Army Fruit can be lethal.
I think I could make one of those, maybe....
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just Swiss?
Transformers (Robots In Disguise!) they ain't.
And bananas are at their most lethal when their peels are on the ground... (Peels on the Ground!)
way to camouflage is plants all around... (Plants all Around!)
Best military camouflage ever
and it was done in Beautiful Downtown Burbank. Years later the plant was even better camouflaged by being shut down, torn down and converted to shopping malls.
(disclaimer: I worked in contracts/accounting for the company who did environmental remediation on the site... cleaned it up... Lockheed had spilled a LOT of airplane fuel - no wonder they needed to protect it from attack; probably would've set half of L.A. on fire. The only thing I didn't know was where they trucked the tons an tons of contaminated soil TO... hope none of you are anywhere near it. Still, a fascinating job; the company had just graduated from cleaning up closed-down gas station sites to bigger and more diverse enviro projects, then went on to much more boring 'infrastructure engineering' which mostly produced tons of paper reports and studies. The last cool project I worked for there was a contract with the Air Force to study the effects of rocket launches at Vandenberg AFB on the nearby flora and fauna. I envied the field workers on that, but the AF didn't renew the contract after improving the ecological profile by X% and my other work - mostly maximizing billing $ - was eliminated by standardized contract software. But I digress.)
You can disguise a dog by making it wear trousers.
..."Pants on the hound!"
Foop, that's amazing. I wish they'd disguise a bunch of horrible hot, glaring parking lots in Boise during the summer with that stuff. Life would be good in the shade. *Pantsenhunden!*
You're doing it right
Weapons of Mass Duckstruction
Try not to stand out in a crowd
"Pick those books up", the professor hissed,"you look ridiculous", as the student scrambled for the philosophy texts he had dropped on the quad. "You're looking like a fool with your Kants on the ground." he said exasperatedly.
...ants in a mound.
...grants have been found.
There's a new device being used to make Kopi Luwak coffee that is actually worn by the civet cat. Yep, it makes Ground in the Pants. Wrong thread?
Foopster for the win! (I laughed, out loud).
I concur TT, I think that puts that riff to bed. Looking forward to the next opportunity for vile puns.
*heads for laboratory* *begins rattling test tubes* Vial puns concocted while U wait!
OK. I vill just sit here and vait for a vial.
pun-ty where that came from!