December 20, 2009

Stereotypes of readers by author [via flashboy]
  • William Shakespeare People who like bondage. I'm afraid to think to hard about that one. Friedrich Nietzsche Sommeliers. Cormac McCarthy Men who don’t eat cream cheese. Phillippa Gregory Women who have repressed their desire to go to Renaissance Festivals I LOLed!! Margaret Atwood Women whose favorite color is hunter green. Wait, I like Margaret Atwood, AND my favorite color is hunter green. AMAZING!!
  • I don't like Dan Brown, and I never got lost in a supermarket as a child. It's so TRUE! Although once I got on a bus without my Nana.
  • What would fans of Candice Sams be? Toe-licking sycophants?
  • John Scalzi or Cory Doctorow Bloggers Piers Anthony (who published a book titled "Swell Foop" AFTER I started a blog titled "") People who don't cringe at even the worst puns Arthur C Clarke Nerds who watched "2001" while NOT stoned
  • Richard Dawkins People who have their significant other grab them under the table in order to shut them up whenever someone else at a dinner says something absolutely ridiculous and wrong. Yeah, that's pretty much me right there.