July 07, 2009

Crocodiles stolen. Black market pet suppliers suspected. Apparently there's a MUCH larger wild croc in the area, which one suspects would not "pack down pretty neatly".
  • MUCH larger wild croc...would not "pack down pretty neatly". Hmmm, I know there's a crocodile bag joke in there somewhere...
  • ..."bring me a croc sandwich, and make it snappy".