June 18, 2009

Pet Hoekstra is a Meme “my thighs cramped up doing sprints this morning, just like being in a stress position at Gitmo”
  • @petehoekstra need to walk a block to get to Starbucks, feel kinship with those women in Africa who walk miles to collect water
  • Hoekstra took two toothpicks instead of one after dinner, felt like a Somalian pirate
  • @petehoekstra candy machine down hall out of Reese's, felt just like Bataan death march guys.
  • @HuronBob I live in Michigan, this idiot is an embarrassment!