June 17, 2009

• pffft! These are the new hotness. It's all overkill anyway. Doncha know women can deflect bullets with the underwire in their bra?
• The interrogation pouch add on is hilarious! But where's the jet pack? On a distantly related note: being bullet proof now applies to dental floss as well. Did I hear that Mechagrue is also sporting a broken wrist? I found these one-handed dental flossers, called *Plackers* which are made from the same fiber used to make these bullet proof vests. (It's only the plastic gripper that breaks while interrogating the teeth.)
• I love corsets so much, it is actually embarrassing.
• No need to embarassed, I'm sure you look quite fetching in a corset.
• Psst... bernockle
• Never would have guessed it before this, but here they say corsets discourage tuberculosis AND fat bellies, since they may keep the lower lungs clear and mimic the effects of stomach bypass surgery.
• The only way you'd ever catch me in a corset is if I had the jet pack. And the bandoliers. And a red hour glass on the belly with spider web mesh over it, and a sweetheart neckline, and a bodice overlaid with black ripstop mesh. You guys can eat your heart out, because the best you can do is this. Oh, yea. Forgot to tell you. Mine makes music and is ultra comfy.