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June 11, 2009
Indian sex workers learn karate.
"Prostitutes in the southern Indian state of Tamil Nadu have begun taking karate lessons to protect themselves from violent customers and pimps."
13 years ago
I can't help but imagine how this would play out in a ridiculous B movie. Prostitutes learn karate to defend themselves, causing the pimp to send in thugs to crack down. The pro's band together and fight back, leading to a good hour's worth of gratuitous skin and violence culminating in a big pimp-vs-ho kung-fu showdown. Set it in 1970's Harlem and you've got yourself an instant classic.
This world could only be improved by the presence of roving mobs of ninja prostitutes.
I think you just described the movie Sin City.
A cyborg ninja prostitute with a heart of gold falls in love with and is rescued from her sordid existence by a wealthy but sensitive intergalactic businessman from the future. With a bhangra soundtrack.
Karate Chop Sytems
One of these women has excelled in her lessons and become a black belt apparently. Her name is Givindi Plo. She has even developed a new strategy which they have named after her. They have called it the Givindi Plo Chop.
Soon to be adopted by Arnie.
I love you people.
La la la la la! I'm in love with lonely Johnny!
So this movie... does it come with a happy ending?
What I'd like to see is someone karate chop a pork chop.
Karate chop and pork chop reminds me of
... Miss Piggy:
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
Sounds more like Bacon. From a ham.
How would you like a pork chop? Hi-yah!
[karate chops Kermit] Miss Piggy:
You always hurt the one you love.