April 15, 2009

Almost Naked Animals . Almost. Naked. Except for their underpants.
  • According to this, some of my favorite animals dislike many of my favorite things while some of my least-favorite animals like many of my most favorite things. This is all very confusing. Overall, the Narwal is apparently the most sensible, but the Monkey - what a weenie. The Underpants Monster, if she was still speaking to us, would undoubtedly be able to shed some light on the situation but, sadly, she seems to have fallen under the thrall of the evil misogynists. *sigh*
  • Most of the female animals wear brassieres; yet, the cow does not. THAT is disturbing.