February 08, 2009

Heaven. Been to church today?
  • Stopped by the temple instead; they said the destination they offer not so fully featured but I won't have to worry about heating bills:
  • There are not as many people in heaven as I would have suspected...
  • There are not as many people in heaven as I would have suspected... Some of those buildings have to be dimensionally transcendental, TARDIS-style.
  • I didn't know God was Santa.
  • That looks like one helluva go cart track!
  • No... But I've been to Oklahoma. What does it matter?
  • What, no pub?
  • Which temple?
  • Sorry, forgot your question. I haven't been to church this millenium, but I did go during the last one.
  • Only to pray to the porcelain god.
  • ...not so fully featured... Now you mention it, I'd been told it was more like...
  • No, but this morning I was singing along with Martin Mull: "M-I-A-M-I in heaven, or am I in Miami?" Seemed relevant at the time. Nice graphic, Abiezer... is it me or do the "damned" look like western-type men in business wear? And what, only one female--and she's wearing a bikini? Golly. Seems more like an adult club than Hell...
  • Wait! I think I work there.