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January 18, 2009
- well, not really, but it might as well be.
12 years ago
The nice lady on keyboards shows admirable restraint in the circumstances. Wonder how long they lasted until "musical differences" did for them?
Reminds me of
a near life experience
How wonderful to see a man truly enjoying his job.
I'll have what he's having.
His job is probably to sit at a desk somewhere in a big corporation and to shuffle papers. This is something else, it is his reason to exist. Either that or he's just really hammered.
That was awesome.
When I was a little kid, my parents used to take my brother and me on a week-long vacation to Kansas City. The rule was that one night got to be grown-up night, that we'd dress up and go to a nice restaurant and generally conduct ourselves like we didn't chew on our own underwear. One year, my brother and I just couldn't do it. We kept pissing each other off, going after each other, and no amount of chiding from my parents was working. Finally on the ride back to the hotel, after a round of "this is my side, you stay on that side, yeah, well I'm not touching you and anyway you smell" my mom finally lost her shit. She turned around and roared "YOU STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE CAR, YOU STAY ON THE OTHER SIDE, AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE THING OUT OF EITHER ONE OF YOU BEFORE WE GET BACK TO THE HOTEL, YOU ARE BOTH GOING TO GET THE SPANKING OF YOUR VERY SHORT LIVES." Which worked. You don't fuck with mom. Except of course when a rock song I really liked came on the radio. I don't remember what it was, but I remember turning to my brother and saying, with great concern, "Oh, no. I'm going to have to dance." And as I watch him lay down his groove, that is what I imagine is going through his head. Oh, no. I'm going to have to dance.
I just. couldn't. listen to anymore. Gack! He was pretty scary. Was anybody else reminded of Tattoo?
MonkeyFilter: You don't fuck with mom. MonkeyFilter: Oh, no. I'm going to have to dance.
1. I want to have his babies. 2. mct, that was a wonderful story!
This guy can really drum up some fun. I'll bet he played the desk like a madman in school, too. MCT you made me laugh hard. Sometimes we all have to dance.
Moms are badass. But when you have to dance..
Hee hee - the n.l.e. site now links to this thread.