November 19, 2008
WSJ: Rich Cut Back on Payments to Mistresses.
According to a new survey by Prince & Assoc., more than 80% of multimillionaires who had extra-marital lovers planned to cut back on their gifts and allowances. Still, only 12% of the multimillionaire cheaters said they plan to give up on their lovers altogether for financial reasons.
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Cappy better not cut back on MY gifts. I mean, what am I supposed to do with all these Happy Meal toys. I haven't even seen Lilo and Stitch.
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Luckily, all is not lost: Hot Older Ladies More Attractive During Recessions.
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Everyone loves Sarah Palin because she is the “reassuring” sex goddess of the New Depression. *scrubs eyes with Clorox*
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You know what ELSE is going to get cut back? Yeah. That's right!
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*flourishes GramMa's extra-large scissors*
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There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer (But diamonds are a girl's best friend); There may come a time when a hard-boiled employer Thinks you're awful nice-- But get that ice Or else no dice! He's your guy while stocks are high But beware when they start to descend: It's then that those louses go back to their spouses But diamonds are a girl's best friend!