November 06, 2008

111oneone!! 11111MEMBERS111ONEONE!! The front page says 11111 members today. This is one of those threads where the lurkers are supposed to come out of the woodwork and say hi. Hi Lurkers! Who is user# 11111? I think they should be required to always post in all-caps.
  • I think they're all robots these days
  • There can only be one one-one-one-one-one.
  • Hey, now! Some of my dearest friends are robots.
  • Onety-onety-onety-one!
  • Obama one-one onety one!
  • Obama is a l3rk3r? o_O
  • Binary solo! Zero-zero-zero-one-one-one-one-one!
  • I'm not seeing many lurkers here! C'mon guys, show yourselves! We'd like to get to know you. All-caps not necessarily required if you don't feel like it.
  • huh what? who awakens me from my slumber?
  • Hi!
  • User #11111 is 11111% bleakness. dng had it right.
  • No doubt.
  • Oh wait, we don't count deleted accounts. You're looking for Robot #11569.
  • After I got banned from fark (yeah, I know what I did) maybe this can be "home."
  • Banned from Fark? What did you do - make a sensible and reasonable comment?
  • Meanwhile, any excuse to bring out the lurkers is AWESOME. Here, put this track on in the background, and let's party!
  • gomichild Let's just say I'm an original there with a profane handle. Shithead. <3 the kindler and gentler fark. Banned on my birthday after almost EIGHT YEARS there. The hell with all that.
  • But yes I'll play along. You're all good people.
  • Fatback Band? Sweet! Wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka...
  • *squints a little at bluemagpie* Better do the Blue proud, brother.
  • Ha spede, binary solo! Love FOTC. Semi lurker here. And newbie to IRC, thx for the help getting on #mofirc election night everybody! That was great! What a cool way to spend a historic occasion from out here in the sticks. I truly felt I was a part of a crowd. My wife is traveling for business so it felt especially lonely here. (our dog, despite being mostly black herself, was not as excited as I was about Obama's victory.)
  • Professional lurker here. And I'm not a robot, I'm a human being. Do you believe me?
  • *poke poke* Hmmmmm.....
  • If I recognise the handle, are you still a lurker?
  • Let the Turing Tests begin! The Turing Olympics, if you will. And you will. The robots DEMAND it.
  • Ex-Rex? Annasbrew, the firc election night party was indeed as fun as a barrel of monkeys, and a lot cleaner.
  • lurk lurk 444
  • I wish I had more funny and clever and insightful things to say, so I wouldn't lurk so much. unfortunately I caught a variant of this virus, targeted for MonkeyFilter. I caught it in my own head. Maybe its not that unfortunate. Love Ya Monkies.
  • "I wish I had more funny and clever and insightful things to say, so I wouldn't lurk so much." Hey, that never stopped the Captster! (Keeeding - we only mock the ones we love*, Cappy). ((*In a purely platonic way.))
  • You lurkers need to get out more!! Luvs ya all.
  • MoFi has the classiest lurkers on the net.
  • *is having fun rolling back the counter*
  • 11093 members! If I turn that upside down, it spells "eboll"!
  • I think they're all robots these days Me too.
  • I am sort of a lurker. More like a lapsed member who still looks around in here from time to time.
  • Hey, everybody! It's dirtdirt! I remember ya, baby.
  • Not a lurker, really. I consider myself more the endearing uncle who shows up every so often and invites folks to sit on his lap. In a good way.
  • *pushes to front of queue*
  • Hmm, I was actually thinking of going back to lurking.
  • Hi, robot.
  • Back up to 11111! Yay!!!11111!!!
  • That's because I've been away. *checks notifications*
  • Bwahaha!
  • She's sexy when she's mean, ain't she?
  • 11101 members. We are doing the Time Warp!!
  • Bear Guy!! I lubs all you guys. So post something already.