October 08, 2008

Mail Goggles Taking the fun out of late night emails.

I can't even do those sums now, and it's four o'clock on a Wednesday afternoon. Give us a kiss.

  • Shouldn't there be some sort of "If I don't beat XYZ seconds, disable mail entirely and disconnect me from the Internet" setting?
  • Or, perhaps, a redirect to 4chan?
  • Great t*ts do not migrate.
  • Look! They're displaying t*ts to appreciative crowds! At night, even!
  • I find your t*ts offensive.
  • T*t for T*t! A Not A Banana Production
  • This t*t's shiny!
  • Keep your t*ts, I have a pet c*ck
  • Now if they offered this service for internet forum posts...
  • The idea of only getting mail from girls who are good at math is kinda hot.
  • Next up: canned responses. If I ever get one of these from any of you, I'm NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN. You know who you are.
  • You already do. From us all. You've just not noticed yet. Yuk yuk.
  • Dear KOKO, On behalf of MONKEYFILTER I would like to thank you for your generous gift of POST ABOUT CANNED RESPONSES. Your commitment to helping MONKEYFILTER in our community is sincerely appreciated. Each year MONKEYFILTER continues to advance its mission of POSTING STUFF. Through our program MONKEYFILTER we have seen many lives changed for the better. In particular the PALIN THREAD has enjoyed great success in the past year. The goal of the MONKEYFILTER is to continue to make a difference in the BLOGOSPHERE. With the help of donations from supporters such as you we will continue to see improvements in POSTING STUFF. Thanks again for your generous support of our efforts to POSTING STUFF.
  • You're welcome, TUM!! wait a minute ...