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September 25, 2008
I fart in your general direction.
Unfortunately, I got arrested for it.
es el Queso
13 years ago
This sounds like a job for
Wouldn't it only be considered battery had he lit it? Aaah, a true concealed weapon!
Your Honour, I'd like to cite the longstanding common law principle of "He who smelt it, dealt it"...
Frankly, I would have thought they'd have turned him over to the Department of Homeland Security. "GAS ATTACK" Level 4
Shh! We don't need to give them any ideas!
Haven't you people figured out yet that the universe is unraveling because the puppet masters behind it can no longer keep straight faces? Come on!