September 25, 2008

I fart in your general direction. Unfortunately, I got arrested for it.
  • This sounds like a job for Mr. Methane!
  • Wouldn't it only be considered battery had he lit it? Aaah, a true concealed weapon!
  • Your Honour, I'd like to cite the longstanding common law principle of "He who smelt it, dealt it"...
  • Frankly, I would have thought they'd have turned him over to the Department of Homeland Security. "GAS ATTACK" Level 4
  • Shh! We don't need to give them any ideas!
  • Haven't you people figured out yet that the universe is unraveling because the puppet masters behind it can no longer keep straight faces? Come on!