September 25, 2008

Jackie Chan brings peace to warring kungfu clans in Timor-Leste. Over to you, I think, Mr Herzog.
posted by Abiezer_Coppe 15 years ago
  • I don't know why he did that. I can't think of anything that breaks the awesomeness quotient of the concept "warring kung fu clans."
  • Because Jackie is a Prince of Peace.
  • Looks like Bono has a thing or two to learn from the master.
  • What an awesome story. I ♥ Jackie Chan.
  • Former prof of mine is BFF with Jackie. Jackie stays at his house and stuff when he's in Canada. I tell you this so you can figure out your degrees of Jackie separation, which is Very Important.
  • 3 degrees of Jackie separation is pretty good. I also have 3 degrees of separation from the entire cast of "Lost". Only one degree of separation from you, dear Cappy!
  • Only one degree of separation from you, dear Cappy! Didn't have to be that way, darlin'. I keed, I keed. I'm not bitter. If there's one thing I know how to handle, it's being rejected by women. It's why I turn to kit.
  • If t'were 0 degree of separation, wouldn't we have to be the same person? I have enough neuroses without trying to be two people at once. Although ... then kit would no longer be able to resist!
  • I was counting Lady MoFi herself as that degree of separation. You and I haven't, uh, pressed the flesh, as it were. Shurely, meetup buddies have less separation than others, no? Again, not that it matters, except for the purposes of calculating your Jackie Separation Factor.
  • That's a tough one, mon capitain. I just figgered if you knew someone well enough to talk to, that counted. If the Internet adds a degree, then I'm 4 away from Jackie, which makes me cry big fat kung fu tears. And please don't say "press the flesh". You know how kit gets.
  • Oh -- wait -- we drunkdailed you. I forgot (understandably). So that would remove that one degree. I'm also one degree removed from Tolkien, if you're nerd enough to care.
  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • Jackie Chan should kick the shit out of the two of you.
  • I still say he's a douche for getting rid of warring kung fu clans. Douche.
  • *uses bernockle's fingers to poke mct in the eye*
  • *defends self with awesome Alton Brown-derived food science*
  • *stands by to stem the flow of buttermilk*
  • *jumps to opposite rooftop, pelts mct with homemade marshmallows* *paf* *paf* *paf-paf-paf-paf* *paf*
  • *scans the thread again for any actual Werzog content* *fails* Jackie's aces, fer sher, totally, but I mean, really, the WERZOG, people!!!!
  • *paf*