August 25, 2008

Italian priest to organize 'beauty contest' for nuns.
posted by Capt. Renault 15 years ago
  • I see a "Who Wants to Marry The Son of God?" reality show.
  • Let's hope this doesn't become a habit! EH!!??
  • Instead of a tiara, they should get to wear one of the Pope's jewel-encrusted chapeaux.
  • Rev. Antonio Rungi, a theologian and schoolteacher from the Naples area, says he wants to fight the stereotype that nuns are all old and dour. Didn't nunsploitation films already do this?
  • This is just what the Catholic church needed - a little sexing up.
  • at least they want to judge the nuns and not the acolytes...
  • I'm the most goddamn superior mutha in the whole universal and apostolic Holy Roman church!!
  • Does this have anything to do with taking priests' minds off of altar boys? Oohhhhhh, I can feel the eternal flames of hell and damnation already!!!
  • So this is how the world ends--not with a bang, but a wimple. Wet Wimple Contest! Party over here! Too much?
  • Y'know, the more I think about it... Fuck. First the Sexy Chick of IT calendar, and now this. Is there no niche left in the world where an unattractive woman's value is equal to that of her fairer sisters? Fuck. And how comes there's no corresponding Father Whatawaste competition? /makes veil out of own wet blanket, trudges off
  • I think I saw a movie with these 'sexy nuns' in it when I was a teenager... *goes blind*
  • "interior beauty" .....riiiiiiiight.
  • You even allowed to look at the interior?
  • *gets hairy palms*