August 22, 2008

Who Is Melvyn Kohn? Maybe your lost masterpiece is here. Hands up! The Galleries. Filched from ANIMAL.
  • Super cool. I always wonder how in the world one would sell a stolen piece of artwork that is relatively famous.
  • Say what you will, the guy had an eye for quality. They having one of those government auctions? I'll take the Shikler, the Katz, and that lovely Chiarrochi. And you might as well throw in some drug dealer's low-rider Audi while you're at it.
  • Loves me some Kenneth Rush. Giacometti, Harari, Chiarrochi, Kanemitsu. What a feast.
  • Sorry, Rush has already been taken!
  • There's two, toss ya for a choice. I'm not greedy. I lie! Salivating!
  • That Chiarrochi is something else. Pity the resolution is so low. And OOH! KLINE!!!!!!!
  • None of these really turn me on, but I'm up for the next set of stolen items. (I lost it on the train. What? Everybody takes art on the train.)
  • Granted, it's not the most impressive Balthus, but it's still a Balthus.
  • Oh, the sad tale of the late Melvyn Kohn! How many works did he legally own?