August 18, 2008

Outback mayor seeks "ugly duckling" women. With a ratio of men to women at five to one, the mayor of Mount Isa makes a plea for "beauty-disadvantaged women" to move to his fair town.
  • A woman from Mt. Isa was quoted on the radio this morning about the large number of available men: "The odds are good, but the goods are odd."
  • *dons frock* *catches plane*
  • I think I need a "The odds are good, but the goods are odd" T-shirt.
  • "The odds are good, but the goods are odd" TUM - you can use that as the title when you edit the risqué "Men of the Monkeyfilter" calendar.
  • Christ, Mt Isa. I've been there. I spent a week there one Sunday afternoon.
  • So it's the opposite of Iceland?
  • did you get lucky, Hank?
  • Queso, I was wondering what his frock looked like.
  • Yes I got lucky, that's how quidnunc was born.
  • oooh! who's yer daddy, Quiddy???