August 07, 2008

Cake wrecks: professional cake decorating gone horribly, horribly wrong.
  • Oh, my. I've been responsible for some cake-based disasters in my time, but this takes... well, you know.
  • ...the biscuit?
  • cajones?
  • An acquaintance of mine once received from his printer 50,000 brochures for his sports complex, a minor update of his last order. They all had a new banner headline: OPEN RAIN OR SHINE ACROSS THE TOP
  • Cake farts (NSFW)
  • Mr. Homunculus, why isn't the nice lady wearing any pants?
  • What.
  • Oh dear god, that was beyond my scope of...pretty much everything.
  • "NSFW" Not suitable for work. As if to imply that it was suitable for somewhere else.
  • I like cake, BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
  • There's a market for anything now, isn't there? Damn.
  • NSFW!!! Young man, this is a link your mother would NOT approve of!! I think we should have a little chat with her. What do you say about that, Mister?
  • During the 90s while I haunted Usenet, there was this dude who constantly crossposted and invaded newsgroups with long, weird posts about chicks farting on cakes. He would just post 'em wherever, he was ubiquitous. I'd lay odds that son of a bitch has something to do with that. Then again, humans are so weird, perhaps it's a legit fetish that loads of people have.
  • Good gods -- here's MonkeyFilter in a nutshell. Someone posts a lovely little blog about ugly cakes, and immediately the thread is derailed into Mr. Hands-esque hideousness with naked people and farting and ugghh. =) MonkeyFilter: No threads without one NSFW link minimum.
  • Do yourself a favour -- don't watch the meatloaf vid. Suffice to say that it is what you think it is, and there's no need to explore it any further.
  • The Capt. is our own little coalmine canary, bravely plumbing the depths so we don't have to.
  • Mh. CakeGirl looks a bit like Sarah Silverman... what?
  • Rule #34
  • MonkeyFilter: naked people and farting and ugghh. =)
  • I'm probably just reacting to getting logged out all the time. :( *farts*
  • I sure could go for some chocolate cake and a brandy right now..
  • mr medusa just watched cakefarts and laughed hysterically (of course that could just be due to the vicodin...)
  • My first reaction was to laugh and think "Oh dear....does she actually think she's being sexy?" Not the actual cake farting, but the prelims, where she's carrying on about getting comfartable.* Dear god, I know men are programmed to spill seed into young and presumably fertile bodies, but seriously, guys, that's the kind of thing that makes me amazed that any man has sex with any female under 30. *yeah, I know...but I just couldn't resist that one. Leaving quietly now.....
  • Wish I could find video of this sketch.
  • homunculus, I emailed you at your mofi addy.
  • tracicle, I can't seem to get through. Could you MefiMail me on the Blue?
  • Death Star cake. WANT!