July 25, 2008

• Cute enough to eat, but far too lovable to kill. We had one named Mr. Humphreys. (I think he wanted to work at Grace Brothers.) When he died, I cried.
• These are all criminal guinea pigs, right? Like guinea pig murderers and child molesters and the architects of various genocidal guinea pig dictatorships, right?
• Noooooooooo, not for dinner. Quick catch the guinea pigs and hide them in your shirt. Except their chortling gives them away. Braised or pan fried?
• WAIT! Show the video then no one will eat piggies. Just dress them in sunglasses or a cook's apron.
• Guinea Pig. The Other, Other White Meat.
• I've had cuy (caution: gruesome google image search) more than a few times. Mostly in a little restaurant in Ecuador that would spit-roast them, dice the meat, and serve it in a light gravy over rice. Not bad at all as long as you can avoid getting a look at the half-barrel filled with charcoal and a flock of skewered little guys roasting outside the back door.
• best use for the horrid little bastards that i have seen yet! grill 'em up, feed the hungry, and let kids get real pets.
• Cheese-breath, I dare you to look into these darling beady little eyes and repeat that in front of the room.
• best use for the horrid little bastards that i have seen yet! grill 'em up, feed the hungry, and let kids get real pets.
• YOU'RE NEXT YOU HEARTLESS CHEESE-SMELLING BUGGER! SIGNED, THE MASKED GUINEA
• GramMa, explain to me your support for child-killing rodents? Your poppies done fryed yer brain.
• Only those who abuse the Guinea will be targeted. The rest of us will be transported to a happy, fuzzy place of boorgles and chuckles.