July 16, 2008

My wife left me because the dolphins at Sea World gave me an erection
  • I didn't know you had kids, Hank.
  • I didn't know he had a wife!
  • oh, and if you have teh adblocker installed on yer firefox, fuggedabout reading teh article unless you're already a Salon member.
  • If you want to read Salon without the annoying ads to skip thru, bookmark http://www.salon.com/news/cookie756.html?aid=158 which will set your cookie on your machine, if you are accepting them. I forget if you actually need the "aid=158" at the end, maybe tracicle understands that shit because I do not, I am merely passing along a scam I got from somewhere else, Jedi like. Or run one of those click through ads once and then look in your history folder and drag the one that shows up with "cookie" in it to your bookmarks and from now on click that when you want to go to Salon. There are other ways, you can create/edit your own cookie with the right values and far future expiration date, but fucked if I know how to do that.
  • maybe tracicle understands that shit because I do not The question mark is a query; if you don't have something after it, Salon will send you back to the front page.
  • I used everything before the question mark, and could read the whole article. I used to have that bookmarklet, and lost it a long time ago. Thanks.
  • NOW SEND ME MONEY
  • I just hit the link once (Adblock Plus installed), it died, I hit it again, and it worked. So there.
  • anyway, back to cetacean chubbies...
  • I have to admit, I really enjoyed the dolphin porn. But then that answer guy got all long winded and wacky and had to spoil everything. WHY COULDN'T HE FOCUS ON THE DOLPHIN INDUCED ERECTION?!?!?! All in all, very poor dolphin/psychiatrist.
  • I'll comment as if this is a real letter, which from the tone and style I'm not really sure of. If this couple has been going through a long, sexless period as they work throguh their difficulties, then aren't spontaneous erections at unusual stimuli something to be totally expected? I mean, if they haven't been intimate for a long time, he's probably going to get aroused watching a train go into a tunnel, or eating a Twinkie™. That doesn't mean he's a train or snack cake fetishist.
  • Commer,son... Clymene tank and Irrawaddy wit me! After reading that, I feel as if I just finished reading a chapter from Naked Lunch... if only the dolphin's blowhole began to pucker and call out to this tormented man!
  • Monkeyfilter: watching a train, eating a Twinkie™
  • If this couple has been going through a long, sexless period as they work throguh their difficulties, then aren't spontaneous erections at unusual stimuli something to be totally expected? Yes. and that loooong period could be as short 3 days, more shorter. Erections don't really require any reason. That's one of the fishy things about the letter, I think.
  • I would type a comment, but my desk is rising.
  • "Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead." "No, what I said was: "He sleeps with the fishes". You see..."