May 28, 2008

Male fertility goes up with the consumption of alcohol. On the other hand, products I would have thought benign, like water-based paint might not be so great for the little homunculae...

Even laptop computers can do their share of damage by raising the temperature of the scrotum. It stands to reason then that a cold pint can of beer should always be keep in reserve underneath the equipment.

posted by Dan Folkus 15 years ago

Interestingly, the researchers discovered that men who had undergone previous surgery to the testicles...were more likely to have low motile sperm counts... I would have described that as "obviously," not "interestingly."
posted 15 years ago by The Underpants Monster
might not be so great for the little homunculae... It's true, we hate that shit.
posted 15 years ago by homunculus
Remind me not to come to a party at YOUR house.
posted 15 years ago by orococo
Reminder: don't lap dance with a lap top!
posted 15 years ago by Dan Folkus
Stop drinking the paint and switch to turpentine.
posted 15 years ago by briank
So, are house painters going to get all kinds of casual sex now?
posted 15 years ago by The Underpants Monster
As someone currently contemplating a wee little tadpole - hooray. Coffee and beer are my friends! Beer = more sperm, coffee = better motility? How could this possibly get better? (Well, unless you look at the wife, where coffee + beer are definitely not a plus in the kid-making thing. She's distraught to find out that green tea isn't even recommended!)
posted 15 years ago by caution live frogs
>>So, are house painters going to get all kinds of casual sex now? "Hey there, missus--I'm here to paint the house." *Boom-chicka-chicka-chicka-WAH-WAH!*
posted 15 years ago by TenaciousPettle

Monkeyfilter

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May 28, 2008