May 24, 2008

Republican Congressman Charged, Bailed, Busted. A New York congressman who admitted to fathering a child out of wedlock with a woman who bailed him out of jail on a drunk driving charge this month announced Monday that he will not run for re-election. Adultery? Check. Out-of-wedlock baby? Check. Drunk driving? Check. The change you deserve might be your own.

Fossella's sudden downfall began soon after midnight on May 1, when he ran a red light in Alexandria, Virginia and was stopped by police. A breath test put his blood-alcohol level at 0.17 percent, more than double the state's legal limit, according to his arrest report. The congressman apologized the next day for what he said was "an error in judgment." A week later, the 43-year-old, married Fossella was apologizing again to his family and constituents because of his secret extramarital affair with Laura Fay. It became public because the police report said Fossella told the arresting officer he was going to visit a sick daughter when he was stopped, identifying Fay's street as his destination. Fossella told reporters after his arrest that he had been celebrating the Super Bowl champion New York Giants' appearance at the White House with constituents. Fossella first came to Congress in a 1997 special election and has won five full terms since. Also. And. etc.

  • Male Republican politician having sex with a woman? I find that hard to believe.
  • I thought it was going to be my Congressman, who I've written several testy emails to over voting for things like the Christmas Bill and the Boy Scouts coin. I was all prepared to gloat over his hypocrisy. I guess I'll just have to wait.
  • Well, sounds like Fossella's been having a gay old time. Er, wait. I mean a happy time. Yeah, that's it. I think.
  • I'd like to think I deserve better.
  • I'd like to think we ALL deserve better. But wait! We have Bush in the White House to use as a shining example of the American moral compass.