May 11, 2008

• "Arthur was so happy that his dream of meeting the Rock was finally fulfilled, he spontaneously combusted."
• "I'm on fire, you douchebag."
• Shake 'n' Bake.
• "Wish you were here?"
• EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dammit, Tracicle, you stole mine
• Too late, Arthur realized that the rhyme about telling lies and burning trousers was based in fact.
• Finally out of the closet, The Rock fulfills his dream of meeting a really hot guy.
• Ray realized that he shouldn't have had Mexican for lunch.
• "Pleasure doing business, Satan."
• "Yeah, I guess my 'firm handshake' superpower looks pretty silly right about now."
• Bob realized that his athlete's foot was worse than he feared.
• Truth in Advertising: Suicide chicken wings.
• As usual, Pendleton's arrival at the party lit up the room. *still cackling over "I'm on fire, you douchebag."*
• "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" and "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"
• Hot pants are back this season in a big way!
• "Mr. Burns, I presume?"
• Snubbed by Joaquin, The Rock settles for a phto-op with Dr. Zizel, president of the Johnny Cash Fan Club.
• "Christ, What an Asshole!"
• A misplaced comment; an angry reply; and suddenly a full-on flame war had broken out.
• Some fun for a slow Sunday: Write a witty caption/title/commentary/speech bubbles for this picture.
• "Sorry, mate, this seat's taken."
• You never could get IKEA self-assemble right, could you Bill?
• "HELLO, SIR LADDERLOT, I JUST JOUSTED YON VARLET CHAIR!!!!1"