September 18, 2007

Blind guy takes out mugger. Trying to steal from geezers is dangerous these days (see here or here). So this guy thought he'd play it safe and assault a blind dude. Are things so vastly messed up in this day and age that a hard working criminal can't even find an easy mark?

posted by DumberThanPaint 16 years ago

Don't be messin' with blind, the geezers, or the four-eyes. I may not be able to see you, but I can tell you're on my lawn. *shakes cane, clacks teeth together GEDORFFAMYLAWN DAMMIT!
posted 16 years ago by BlueHorse
HA!
posted 16 years ago by Weezel
Master Po: [after easily defeating the boy in combat] Ha, ha, never assume because a man has no eyes he cannot see. Close your eyes. What do you hear? Young Caine: I hear the water, I hear the birds. Master Po: Do you hear your own heartbeat? Young Caine: No. Master Po: Do you hear the ~~grasshopper that is at your feet~~ mugger behind you? Young Caine: [looking ~~down and seeing the insect~~ back and seeing the mugger] Old man, how is it that you hear these things? Master Po: Young man, how is it that you do not?
posted 16 years ago by homunculus
Woo-hoo! Go Blindy!
posted 16 years ago by The Underpants Monster
You don't wanna beep at 'em, either. (YouTube)
posted 16 years ago by moko jono
armless man kills a guy with a head butt.
posted 16 years ago by es el Queso
"Have at you!!"
posted 16 years ago by Koko

Monkeyfilter

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September 18, 2007