September 18, 2007

Ernie Chambers is Suing God The Nebraska Senator is looking for a permanent injunction against God and his followers for making terroristic threats. God did not immediately respond to a non-denominational prayer for comment by [the] reporter.
posted by es el Queso 16 years ago
  • Wasn't Andy Partridge singing at him punishment enough?
  • He might win - surely all the really good lawyers are in hell.
  • This God told me I was going to inherit the Earth, but 2000 years later I'm still waiting, and his number goes to voicemail.
  • You know I'm usually embarrassed by my state of residence. But in this case, I'm ecstatic: I'm not living in the state who is paying this bozo's salary with my tax dollars. What a colossal waste of time. IF it survives summary judgment? That's like saying IF pigs come flying out of my ass, two by two, in a marching band.
  • Well, surely it didn't take him very much time. I'm sure I waste as much time in a day as it took him to prepare the papers.
  • I think it would be more appropriate as a class action suit...where do I sign up?
  • Freakin' Democratz! LOLFAILZ
  • Paint, I'm sure that should be a tagline somehow...