September 10, 2007

The Secret of Invisibility Science may not have given us the flying car, but for a price, the secret of invisibility is within your grasp.

But that is not all, oh no:

As a free bonus, you also get: The Wizard's Book of Animal Secrets Amazing animal secrets! Have you ever wished that you could control & command wild animals? Here are the secret methods used to rule & command birds, insects, mammals & reptiles... even fish found in lakes & streams!
Fish found in the sea? Forget it!
posted by Skrik 16 years ago
  • You have a 'modern' mind. It’s full of science & stuff. It's a product of western civilization. Your mind 'believes' some things to be true already. You believe in some science, some religion and some magic. It's like he's known me all my life!
  • This isn't the auction you're looking for.
  • Teaching your dog to walk & dance on stilts Well, that depends. What kind of dancing are we walking about? Jazz and tap? Ballet? I looking for a stilted-dog that can lead me in Tai-Bo.
  • I know the secret! Go on a scientific space mission, get dosed with cosmic rays and presto! Of course you only have a one four chance of becoming invisible. You might also become rock, fire or real stretchy. But seriously... If you are made of quartz, you CAN become invisible! From the Wikipedia entry on Crystal Skulls: "In an attempt to find out if the crystal was pure crystallic quartz and not glass or other mineral, Hewlett-Packard submerged the crystal in Benzyl alcohol, which has almost the same refraction index, as quartz. The skull became invisible inside the tank, showing that it was indeed pure crystallic quartz." See?
  • When I was a little kid saying the Pledge of Allegiance, I used to wonder how the whole nation could become invisible. I guess I figured it had something to do with God.
  • Zap!
  • I can neither walk nor dance on stilts. I'd buy the book, but I also cannot read.
  • How's the unicycle lessons going?
  • It's like he's known me all my life! Well, duh! He's been standing right behind you. You just can't see him.
  • On the internet, we're all invisible.
  • Boo!
  • I had a co-worker fall for a similar, but different scam, on ebay. Surely, the "Secrets of Invisibility" .txt file will be delivered - - but the seller fails to mention that it, too, will be *invisible* GASP!
  • Looks like we got us a 6th level illusionist multiclassed with a smidge of druid. A gnome, if I'm any judge of websites. Monk'll handle him. geeeeeeeek
  • I bought it.
  • Who said that?
  • R88FTW
  • Have you ever looked at someone and they picked up on your vibe and looked back at you? You felt embarrassed! Why? Because you were thinking about that person in a sexual way and that person felt it. Stop lookin' at me, you prevert! How about a wish made upon a star? Those sometimes come true, too. If the desire is strong and the mind’s will is directed upon the task, the universe will satisfy the desire and the desire will become reality. *clenches fists, closes eyes, grits teeth, strains hard That is SO not what I was wishing for.
  • Refund will be given as Merchandise Credit.
  • I've been testing it. It works.
  • Moral tests only, I presume.
  • ;)
  • More like moral police. I had to chase him out of the house while I was rubbing one out, luckily I have a cloud-of-flour fetish.
  • Science may not have given us the flying car... Oh yes they have...
  • Almost there... Almost, if you're nano-sized.