July 17, 2007

New Yorker Monkeys Caption Contest You could actually enter, but it would probably be more fun to enter your caption in this thread.
  • "Not quite up to standards for our Shakespeare Project, but there is an opening on the writing staff for "Two and a Half Men"...
  • "Snape kills Dumbledore? Nooooo!"
  • a sneak peek into Jayson Blair's interview
  • " Isn't it time to stop ripping off other people's copyright?"
  • "Look, this year we're completing NaNoWriMo whether you like it or not, OK?"
  • John Grisham has all of his novels go through rigourous animal testing.
  • Hi Pleg!
  • "Sadly, Simeon never DID get sell his very promising screenplay for "The Planet of the Chimps".
  • remove the "get" from the sentence above. Sheesh. I need an editor.
  • rocket88: I believe "who farted?" is also a perpetual winner.
  • PSA: there's a book out there, filled with cartoons rejected by the New Yorker, largely for reasons of being highly offensive. Laff riot. That is all.
  • Newscorp Executive: (reading) "George Bush unveils bold new plan for victory in the War on Terror in Iraq." Yes, I think we can use this.
  • "Yes, well, 'Lancelot Link' slash really isn't what the board had in mind..."
  • Zookeeper Employee Reviews
  • To be or not to be. That is the Gazarneplehhhhh... Item five on this CD.
  • "Stupid monkeys...if I find one more spelling error I'll loose my mind"
  • Congressional aides finish drafting legislation which will heal America's health care woes.
  • "Hmmm... Fairly impressive, but I've never been a fan of Science Fiction."
  • "Captain Jack *is* the Face of Bo? Oh, why the hell not."
  • "Dammit, Curious George, I'm Loosing My Mind!"
  • Back off, BlueHorse!
  • "I'll post this to Free Republic immediately."
  • "Simeon", get it? I know wendell got it : )
  • Oh please, you totally just retconned that typo into a pun.
  • "I love what you've done with this scene, but you used 'frission' twice in the same paragraph."
  • "Chillee's gonna want it to talk more about otter bile."
  • "I thought there were three 'o's' in 'ook.'"
  • "I understand that you're an artist, but must you smear feces on every page?"
  • "What's with the smears?"
  • DAMMIT!
  • "Good work, doc, but is this really Nature material?"
  • "'When Jane Goodall caught me in 1968 I was wild. Wild? I was absolutely livid...'"
  • Wow, Captain, we totally had a mind-meld. That's so cool. Of course ,the fact that we thought-shared "smeared feces" is a little disturbing, but kind of what the internet is all about, really.
  • "Management can probably go for the Dental Plan and COLA, but this bit about non-caged working conditions isn't going to fly."
  • "No, I have no intention of putting these papers into the giant nipple clamp I am carrying under my arm."
  • "I don't care if it IS Casual Friday - put some damn pants on!"
  • "'Hamlet' is a little cliched, don't you think?"
  • Murdock, I have some changes to this weeks headlines from Mr. Rove
  • "I KNEW this would happen. It's 1 MILLION monkeys on 1 MILLION typewriters. Fuck Accounts Payable!"
  • "Change 'war-torn jungle' to 'suburban Connecticut' and 'lion-eating Bili ape' to 'sexually insecure executive,' and I think I can sell it to the New Yorker."
  • "Oh-oh, Curious George is having another of his gut-feelings about Al-Qaeda."
  • "Just great. Another Tom Wolfe novel."
  • "I read this on MetaFilter three weeks ago..."
  • "When you stop brachiating and flinging your waste, you can have that iBook. Until then, you'll just have to make do with the Woodstock."
  • "Bah, this is a fake, obviously created using Word. It's a matter of kerning."