March 31, 2007

Dress like a pirate and be forced to walk the plank.
  • Buncombe County Schools says the eye patch was disruptive to classroom instruction. Arrrr, there'll always be one'll spoil things for the whole crew. Arrrr.
  • That little song in the first link is so sweet! Walking the plank would have been much more creative than suspension. Or they could have marooned him, or used the cat... but no. Suspension. Boooo-ring. Kid needs to tip his teachers the Black Spot.
  • Bah! First skirmish with the forces of the Crown and he's lost the weather gauge, been outgunned and is now anchored leeward caulking the cannon-holes. A true salty son of the sea would have run up the Roger, turned them broadside and lets loose the long guns. Or perhaps it is a First Amendment issue.
  • My money says the assistant principal is a ninja. It's just the sort of crafty plot their fiendish yellow minds would invent.
  • She's just pissed 'cuz he wouldn't share his rum.