March 22, 2007

MPAA unleashes anti-piracy dogs. Lucky and Flo recently sniffed out 1,000,000 pirated DVD discs in Malaysia. However, miffed "syndicate bosses" have placed a bounty on their heads.
  • Aww, maaaaaaan... I was beginning to count on my grey-market DVDs from the Pacific Mall.
  • Previous attempts in Malaysia to fight piracy via boy bands didn't work so well, despite the flexibility of modern Islamic practice.
  • Damn, I can see this going on over drugs or something. But copyright law?!?!?!
  • Ooooh, whoosapwettypuppeee? Whoosapwettypuppeee? Whoosapwetty... OW! Hey, that's legal! I just copied it for the car... leggo my David Daniels Handel arias, you culturally illiterate mutt! Seriously, I think a lot of people would pay full price for legal copies of foreign DVD's, CD's, and games if they were available. I know I would. Ain't the Earth s'posed to be flat nowadays?
  • I am, myself, an illegal copy of David Daniels.