March 18, 2007

Toasty little toddlers And it's true. It's really, really TRUE!

If this has been posted before, why didn't anybody tell me I missed my daily squeeeeeeee?

  • I am sure this is true. However, if you can: 1. Grab an oily penguin. 2. Get it to hold still. 3. Stuff it into a sweater., Why not instead: 1. Grab an oily penguin. 2. Clean it. Just sayin'
  • maybe the sweaters have special cleansing properties not fully 'splained in the article?
  • I believe the li'l critters have been washed and spun-dried, which takes the natural oil out of their feathers, and makes them more susceptible to colds and sniffles. You don't want sniffly pingus snotting on your parquet, now.
  • The Snopes article explains it.
  • I believe in this case the acronymn is RTFA! Even after washing their feathers are coated with nasty oil, and they tend to preen their feathers and get sick from the residue.
  • Won't someone think of the feet? They need little knit booties too, surely. And a tam o'shanter for up top.
  • Ohhhh, and some wee little gloves, too.
  • And some teeeny tiny purses! OH THE SQUEEEEEEEE!
  • MUST.HAVE.TEENY.PURSE. My mother-in-law gave me one of these for Christmas, but with fishies on it. I use it regularly, and it never fails to make me smile.
  • Give them backpacks and put them to work!
  • OK HORSEY YOU OWE ME ONE INDUSTRIAL SIZED TUBE OF HEART GLUE CAUSE YOU TOOK AND WENT AND DONE AND BROKED MINE WITH THE PICTURES OF SQUEE LITTLE SQUEE PENGUINSES SQUEE IN THEIR ITTY BITTY SQUEEEE SWEATERSESESES squee
  • oh my that is much too cute. haaaaa!!! send me the glue toooooo!!!
  • I prefer dogs in shawls.
  • if you feed the kitfisto, it will just keep shitting here.
  • Dogs in rocking chairs should have shawls, I agree! I haven't noticed any poo, Ralph. We're having a squee-in. Let's all be nice now.
  • Need more pix! Although, the ones I've seen have already sent me so over the top with SQUEEEEENESS that I'm ready to jump in my car and dash home to hug and kiss my parrots and maybe knit them cunning little pullovers while I'm at it. Add an icky-bicky widdle purse and I'm overwhelmed... my head implodes with a sound like a souffle falling.
  • Penguin Lust is beautiful, and I, sir, fully support penguin lust!
  • You can't get enough Penguin Love!