January 19, 2007

• Ah. I saw a fox this morning. Beat that.
• Lego my badger.
• I see a bunny sometimes.
• I'll inform my alumni association as to available housing.
• Make love to the Badger! Sorry, I had a flashback to my days of being a Dead Milkmen fanatic... I saw a baby squirrel this morning.
• "Guleph Gryphons"? Surely they mean "galumphing"?
• Badgerigar.
• Mushroom! Mushroom!
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• That is teh awesome story of the day! It wins the coveted PeteBest Award for Achievement in Excellence of the Most Awesome FPP for January 19th, 2007!! Yaaaaaaayyyyy! *flaps arms, runs offstage* /Kermit
• Well, they can budge the badgers, as long as they don't badger the budgies. Or put bitter butter in my better batter. 'Cause then the whole batch will be botched, and I can't brag on my blog.
• Bwa..?
• Why that'd make you a better batter butter batch blog bragger!
• Protects them from being kilt... Arrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhaaa! *runs screams from pun And why would you want that Ultimate Badger Sporran thingie hanging close to the fambly jewls? What if it's a zombie badger? And he's pissed. Verry, verrry pissed. So do the Scots wear the tassels on their nipples or what?
• Scott says he doesn't have to tell us
• Och, wee Scots pasties stick to the ribs.
• It may seem a lot of fuss over badgers, but they are protected by law and as an authority we will abide by the law. Badgers! We don' need no STEENKIN' badgers!
• vin ethyl wins
• Trite, Vin. So trite.
• Otter! Otter!
• You couldn't wait another day?
• Secret lives of badgers revealed
• badger cam! My life is now complete.
• I LIKE STRIPEY THINGS
• In other news: First Wolverine in California in 30 Years
• In other news: First beaver dam in England for centuries
• Badger's bloodcurdling mating cries cause helicopter man-hunt in Germany
• Evicted badgers find their way back home
• Here are some baby badgers
• The badger whisperer