Are there such things? I know there used to be, and my weak google-fu reveals only proper, churchworthy baby Dr. Martens, which, while cute, are not the infant-sized cherry shitkickers I'm after. Baby Chucks are proving very easy to find, so I'm good on that score. The problem is, Sister Renault has become rather dull since she married a guy who, back in the 80s, was wearing a mullet and listening to GNR instead of something cool like the Violent Femmes or the Smiths, as we were. So this kid is going to need all the help he/she can get, to start off right. And baby cherry Docs should do the trick. (Shockingly, there seem to be no Habs onesies available, so the kid is at risk of becoming a Leafs fan like his/her father, poor thing.)
Curious George: baby footwear. Just before the holidays, Sister Renault announced she was going to sprog, some time in June. In order to keep a longstanding promise/threat, and to annoy my brother-in-law, I need to find baby Docs.