In the monkey world, gangs of Purple-Assed Baboons are harrassing humans in South Africa. Insects in sex: Eggheads claim that the horniest male beetles have the tiniest testicles. Finally, in Norway, there is an exhibition on homosexuality in animals, featuring faggoty fowl & fruity fish. Apparently, homosexuality has been observed among 1,500 species, & in 500 of those it is well documented. If God hates Homos, why does he make so many Queer Creatures? Well, he's just a bastard. Until next time! /salute
Son of Weird Animal News! We lead with a Snoring Horse that has a life-saving operation on its hooter. Elsewhere, a duck kills a giant Pike but does not live to quack. And that's not all!