October 19, 2006
Masturbate for peace.
Because you can't love others without loving yourself first. (Also, assume this is NSFW.)
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I'll orgasm at 10:00 UTC if you all will.
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pax pubiscum
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The shot heard round the world.
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LOL @ Sludge
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As long as you don't point and laugh, nunia, we're cool.
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And now I have to wonder if there is any connection between your name and this thread, M'Lord.
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Doesn't work.
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What Mr. Knickerbocker said. I've been working my fingers to the bone for years now, and haven't noticed the world getting any more peaceful.
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l3: Maybe it's time to automate the process.
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What a jerk.
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Sorry, I try to masturbate in peace instead.
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*Bangs on the bathroom door* C'mon Renault, I gotta get ready for work! What're you doing in there?
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Most men try to masturbate in a piece. Some succeed.
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And some suck seed.
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and today's gold medal goes to InsolentChimp!
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I think the next Monkey Meetup could benefit from the masturbation party planner.
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Lets not and say we did.
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And thus the literal wankers shall defeat the figurative ones.
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Who knows? A masturbation party could work. These days, "bukkake" is on everybody's lips.* *not my joke, I admit
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*hands Capt a napkin*
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Bukkake is my way of telling someone I love and respect them. </injoke>
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Hey, speak for yourself, Capt. *checks lips on mirror*
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The French right wing get in on the act.
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Quelle branleur, ce Le Pen.
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Mot.
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Must confess that Le Pen and Ian Paisley are a bit mixed up in my head. Probably being unfair to Paisley, but there you have it.
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Americans Observing 9/11 By Trying Not To Masturbate