October 16, 2006

Frankenbunnies?
  • Freaky - I dreamed about human/furry animal chimeras last night. I woke up crying.
  • The reason for growing the mutant human and bunny egg into Frankenbunnies is to avoid religious objections to experimentation on human embryos by giving human eggs a dose of the old Peter Cottontail. Oh yeah, that'll shut 'em up. NOBODY can possibly have religious or philosophical issues with mixing human and animal dna.
  • And nobody has problems with experimenting on bunnies, for that matter.
  • Silly rabbit! That double helix is for kids!
  • heal icks!
  • I can just imagine a cereal box for "Double Helix"...
  • Ack! Bunnystein.
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  • Here be monsters.
  • Paris Hilton is the result of combining human eggs with frozen waffles. Couldn't have said it better myself. Really, I couldn't. I tried, but no avail.