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July 23, 2006
Pepto Bismol Ice Cream.
Many of us have needed
once or twice before, and we all love
, but how can I create two great tastes that taste great together?
14 years ago
Is this anything like ExLax brownies? *crunches Flintstones vitamin*
What a way to cool down on a hot day!
But will it affect Monkey poo-flinging?
Oh, nothing! You guys go ahead. I'll just shut this door here!
It's like cutting out the middleman! Pepto-Bismol always tasted like Canada Mints, anyway..
It's floor wax! It's dessert topping!
food without danger is like sex with a condom
Couldn't you just take wintergreen ice cream and make it pink? Do they make wintergreen ice cream?
Omfg I love it. -goes to make it-
Wow do I ever hate that 'congratulations you've been farked [google-magnet url' shit. Memo to the hive of scum and mediocrity at fark: the rest of the world has referrer logs, they'll know where the clicks are coming from. Don't be an attention craving child.
My only thought is that commercial from years ago: "You have reached the end of the Internet." This is the Himalayas of weird content for the day. I won't be making that ice cream, but I'll sleep soundly tonight in my newfound knowledge.
Unflavored for me!