June 28, 2006

Monkey Birthday + Going Away Party LA Monkeys are at it again! It's time to celebrate sexyrobot's belated birthday and new radioactive kitchen. Special Guest Stars: punk rock bathroom and new art. But that's not all!

DaShiv's buddy A. (last seen here) is commemorating the purchase of his new home and subsequent move from Los Angeles. The party's happening Friday, June 30th at 8 pm at sexyrobot's home in Koreatown. Email's in my profile, let me know if you need directions/carpool buddies/parking advice/gift ideas and/or shouts-out. See you there! International airfare not included.

  • Fuck Almighty... *seethes, demands shoutout*
  • Oh, and happy birthday, sexy. Bon voyage DaSiv's buddy.
  • Yes, I would like a shoutout from the endlessly partying, ultra-hip, suntanned, aren't-we-swell, Doc-Hollywood, schmoozariffic, daquiri-sippin', hottubbin', name-droppin', Gucci-clad L.A. Monkeys to see me through yet another rain-soaked East Coast summer. I can print it out and burn it to keep warm. Seriously, I love you guys. *shakes umbrella off*
  • Happy birthday, sextrobot belated!
  • Belated sex? Robot birthdays? You LA monkeys are weird.
  • Sexy Birthday Happy Robot! *orders another round of Medusaritas*
  • I parsed that as "new radioactive kitten". I want one.
  • Happy Birthday Sexy Robot, I wish I could be there to give you the bday spanking I am sure you richly deserve, however I must attend a wedding in Oakland on July 1, so logistically: difficult. Consider this a virtual spanking from me to you: WHAM! WHAM WHAM!! WHAM! SMACKAROO! WHAM!! SPANK!
  • isn't the Medusarita like, made with my pee??? so it's going to be that kind of party, is it?
  • *pppffffththhhh!!* Blargh! Ack! Pfth! Mm. Yyalgkh. pfh. Hit me.
  • i am not gucci clad! well not yet...i just woke up. ow, my ass!
  • happy birthday! i'd fly to l.a. to attend, but there's football on the telly.
  • Isn't it strange to invite strangers to one's birthday party?
  • We're not strangers here at MoFi. We've all seen each other naked. Or at least I have. Quid must swim a lot.
  • Isn't it strange to invite strangers to one's birthday party? Isn't it like that always? And just by being here, 'strangers' are less strange... or maybe the right kind of strange. (i.e. Medusaritas) : ) Happy assembly day celebration, SR!
  • I shall be there with bells on. And perhaps shoes.
  • Happy Birthday, sexyrobot! Have a 'rita for me!
  • Or at least I have. Ahhh, so it was you who sent that free 'smoke detector'!??!
  • I emptied the piggybank but I still don't have enough to attend. So I expect a shoutout. Made of sequins. Cut from a gucci dress. (Please don't show me a medusarita.)
  • Happy Birthday, ya big lug! Now where's my shoutout?? don't bother doing one for the capt - he'll just get over-excited and make pee pee again
  • Happy Sexy Robot Day you crazy party people!
  • Cor another Birthday??? Didn't you have one like last year already??? (^_^)
  • Oh yeah, happy birthday!
  • And just by being here, 'strangers' are less strange... Interesting conclusion.
  • Happy Robotday Sexybirth!
  • I was under the mistaken impression that I didn't have a life, but whenever there's a freakin' meetup I'm always already booked. WTF?! You guys have fun, please give me a shoutout...love ya!
  • Happy Botday, Sexy!
  • I don't want a shout out, I just want you to take a picture of the best looking person at the party and post it and tell everybody that it's me. Gender does not matter.
  • there are a lot of good looking monkeys in LA, but most of us already know what they look like... 'that's not RTD! that's SpaceKitty' 'hey....doesn't that picture of RalphtheDog bear a stunning resemblance to SexyRobot????' I could go on, but I have to go make a sequin bikini :D
  • Happay par-tay day! And I want a sequin shoutout. *seeths like a sex-crazed teapot
  • Wheee! Party! *blows party tooters* Have a great one and lots and lots and lots of pictures!
  • Alnedra! Go to your room! You know what happens in a thread when you start blowing the party tooters.
  • when you start blowing the party tooters Toot toot! zzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppp!
  • Have fun yall. I sadly will not be in any shape to attend as I am working the midnight shift this morning and tomorrow morning from 2:30am to 9:00am doing photoshop at KTLA news, thus this post at 4:00am.
  • Happy birthday sexyrobot in your kitchen of love. Think of us in London, not knowing whether the tennis will be called off because of rain..
  • Sassy Botday, GucciBot!
  • Dam, dam, dam the river! After some efforts to prepare myself and my car for the 200 miles to L.A., I regret I shall not be able to attend. However, I will be IRC accessible if you people would provide debauchery updates, I can feel like a Virtual Meetupper. Since I am not that far away, I expect not a shoutout but rather a slightly-raising-your-voice-out. Or you could ship me a piece of Belated Birthday Cake baked in the SexyRobotKitchen. As for the squidkid, "the midnight shift doing photoshop at KTLA News" is either the lamest excuse or the most interesting euphemism. Too bad your photoshoppery won't be on the Evening News; you could add a shoutout to the graphics for a terrorism news story and nobody would notice.
  • Give me two-week's notice, and I'll be right over. Haipe Brifday!
  • i guess i'm not gonna get out of wearing something sequinned...as usual. and of course gucci.com does not offer overnight shipping for online orders. shit shit shit. oh btw...yes there is going to be a bouncy castle. yes it is shaped like a cake. yes it is pink. i am going to eat a million cupcakes and then jump up and down in it until i am sick all over the place. yes i just turned 34. what? (ps a june bug just flew by)
  • You'll never be 34 to me.
  • blowing the party tooters Are they only called blow-ticklers on Are You Being Served?
  • Wait, Squidnuncrobot is having a Bris? I didn't know cupcakes were part of a bris. But I think that's super. In utter solitary solidarity, I will shoutout with sequinned chaps and my own version of a Medusarita which I call "iced coffee." Happy 34! It's only 11 years til you're 43 again!
  • Holy crap, what'll I wear?!
  • happybouncycastlepukeycupcakejunebugguccisparkledaysexybeepbot
  • Eeeeew, june bugs! *shudders*
  • a bouncy castle? I knew a 3-year old who called it a "jump jump." That's what I call them now. Whenever I get to a party that has one, I call for "adult swim" so I can jump for a few minutes without landing on the tots. Be sure to take lots of pics, and have a great 34th!
  • *fixes petebest's calculator*
  • Soooo fucked up right now. It was a blast. Present were: sexyrobot, mandyman, Space Kitty, Radio7, Cellar Floor, DaShiv, DaShiv's friend "A.", me, and a bunch of random rad people. Pics taken by DaShiv (who flew into town unannounced) may be forthcoming.
  • An absolutely spectacular time was had by all, as evidenced by the fact that I've just gotten home at 3:37 am. Pictures will be posted when DaShiv gets back to his computer sometime after the long weekend. An update of the goings-on will be posted after I've slept in very late tomorrow, but let it be said that the bouncy-birthday-cake thingie was awesome. Hee.
  • DOUBLE P0STX00RZ!!!
  • Just so everyone knows, bone doesn't get fucked up. Ever. OMG, did I just see the cops pull up? The bouncey castle was big and pink and you had to pull back these flaps and squeeze yourself through a tiny opening in order to get inside and move around.
  • Hey, that guy was far away and his necklace-pendant thing totally looked like a badge. It could have been the cops. I mean, it wasn't, but still.
  • Cupcakes!
  • oi my head...thanx for coming everybody! da shiv came down from sf! yay bob! my friend jeannie dressed up as dorothy from the wizard of oz...the bouncy castle made people laugh funny...a crazy argentinian in jackboots made unwelcome advances...the lead singer of MYNX fell asleep on my beanbag chair...i got a gift certificate for paint, a plant so weird it has EGGS, and a jar of mold from my friend kelly...and the sweetest, funniest, and hottest guy in the whole world kissed me. *swoon* some kids tried to sing me that horrid 'happy birthday to you' song, but i stopped them and made them sing 'jingle bells' instead....i fucking LOVE that song. my ladybugs at war decorations were such a hit that many were found vanished in the morning...including the paratrooper ladybug, the one in the tank, the one pulling the pin on the grenade, the one on the radio, and the one with the machine gun...i'm not that tore up about it...flattered, actually...it's just i didn't get a chance to take pix of them first...did anyone get any? please send full rez! thanks for help decorating the cupcakes guys...they look faaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous! *swish!* ...for those who couldn't make it, next time you eat a cupcake, put red hots on it and pretend you were! ex oh ex oh!
  • oh...and hatred hatfield dressed as a pirate and showed off his 'booty'
  • Damn, my one attempt at photograghing the warring ladybugs ended up totally blurry.
  • It was the fun-ness. I heart steve and the crew. It should also be mentionned that the cupcakes were topped with tiny plastic figures - ie dinosaurs, 'cowboys and indians', army guys and farm animals. Srobot's house is of the awesome. :X