March 01, 2004

The Arcata Police Log.
  • "When a man allegedly threatens to kill his wife with an axe, the telephone at the police station makes a jingling sound." A true Zen saying.
  • Synch. I was just reading about Richard Feynman's bongo proclivities and then find multiple bongo references on a randomly chosen page of the police log. Quantum Conceptual Inseparability Principle.
  • 6:46 p.m. A young person stole a sandwich, soda and candy bar from a 13th Street marketplace. This stuff's meant to be funny? For this dude, this ain't no comedic shit. This is real life. And on that occasion, real lunch. I'm not quite sure what I'm meant to be saying, apart from that six pints of Old Speckled Hen is reeeeeeal good shit.
  • ... Actually, that's quite a good lunch. Better than I have most days.
  • A timeless classic. [banana]
  • Welcome to the best of the web, 2000.
  • I found the bongo poems to be a little uninspired, but they got me thinking aobut Plastina Mosh and Manu Chao. I like both Plastina Mosh AND Manu Chao.