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June 23, 2006
Do Not Press
17 years ago
OK. I didn't press! Now what?
I didn't want the nickle.
Seen this before. I know it...
I didn't want the nickle.
Yeah. Heavens gone too. You want to leave you're computer. English is none of my language.
BTW: This reminds me of the
button that doesn't do anything
, only better.
poke the bunny
But Paul McCartney TOLD me to press!
Flash! Aaaah! He'll save every one of us!
This is insane. I love it.
just flash the room? Nice stinger.
, but the link is 404 now. So I won't stick my finger in your ass. This time.
I have recently come to the conclusion that we've finished the internet. There is nothing on the entire thing that hasn't been posted here before. No, really. It's true. Every link I find to post is already here. Every link in the universe. Already here. I'm going to bed.
This is facking crap. Don't post any old rubbish that enters your POP hole please. Apply at least a second of thought. I shall find a suitable image.
Awww, it's teh_bone, not some idjit newbie. Why the hate?
Place suitable image here  Oh, and doooooouuuuuble poooooooost!
[nsfw] describes my thoughts, as regards this post, with a delicacy I can't summon. It is my belief that you may need to watch Moulin Rouge again in order to reset your filters.
No hate, not at all.. and whilst I understand and like the newbie elder dynamic on metafilter, it has mostly never been an issue here. It is simply a spectacularly poor post. POP=Post Office Protocol; email essentially.
I find your niceness encouraging. Honest no hate or anger. It only leads to fear or something afterall. I didn't inline the image above as it might be a bit rude.
Hurry! Clicky and be-calm yourself before it's too late!
(doffs cap respectfully, resets sarcasm meter, gets distracted by cute fuzzy things)
I liked it. So shut your POP-hole. :P
I didn't inline the image above as it might be a bit rude.
Oh, you're being plenty rude.
Either quit now or just go ahead and inline that image.
I don't think I've been rude
, the image is linked and identifed as not sage for workers.
I consider you a benevolent dictator as regards this site; if you like it then it is good. Without doubt I could have presented the undeniable fact of the rubbish nature of this
post with a positive spin. I've tried to be a bit less boisterous recently as text is not an effective way to communicate irony or joshing behaviour. I'm glad I had this opportunity to share, but fack that was a cruddy fpp.
I'm glad I had this opportunity to share, but fack that was a cruddy fpp.
Well, they can't all be gigantic collections of amusing John Kerry photos.
Believe it or not
even I find it hard to live up to that kind of standard. WOW I set the bar high that time. But now I feel like some has been olympic hero, barely able to manage a 5 minute mile to the shops for more toilet paper or bran flakes.
Please stop pushing our buttons.
Sorry for disappointing. Have fun, y'all.
Is this part of the Hanso Foundation?
In a similar
D'OH! try this instead http://www5.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm Whee!
Mr the_bone no one was disappointed, apart from that BLA BLA FLIP randomaction, and no listens to him/her anyway.
Apparently the Internet has
(Or maybe even more. Like a big, spindly buncha cables or somethin'.)
*pokes head around door* Stop fighting!!! *runs away crying to hide under the bed with Mr Boo the Bear*
/joins kitfisto, brings along plush Gir toy
I can't doff my cap respectfully. My caps lock is stuck on.
NO. MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
What's all this crying about? *makes cookies, pops in a Muppets video*
"Sweetums, lay your ugly head down upon your wretched bed..."
Ugly ugly ugly Ugly ugly ugly Ugly ugly ugly Ugly Head...
MonkeyFilter: I won't stick my finger in your ass. This time.
Guys with teddy bears are so sexy!
Also, did anyone see the rodent in the drinking glass? Sqa-weeeeeeeeeee!
ze the fresh rodent juice right out of him!
100% of your RDA of rodent. Delicious.
While I normally prefer fresh-sqa-weeeezed country style, the idea of a breakfast liquid containing rodent pulp does not a-peel. *shows Bone the door I want you to stand out here and think about what you did. When you're ready to come back in, this is the bell. Please do not push repeatedly.
Hey bone! I dare you to knock and run. Double-dog dare you.
He put Basil in ratatouille?
A flaming paper bag! Well, these fine Italian loafers will make short work of it . . .