June 22, 2006

Do Not Press
  • OK. I didn't press! Now what?
  • I didn't want the nickle.
  • Seen this before. I know it...
  • I didn't want the nickle. Yeah. Heavens gone too. You want to leave you're computer. English is none of my language.
  • BTW: This reminds me of the button that doesn't do anything, only better.
  • Just don't poke the bunny.
  • But Paul McCartney TOLD me to press!
  • [Flash: Shockwave]
  • Flash! Aaaah! He'll save every one of us!
  • This is insane. I love it.
  • Did bees just flash the room? Nice stinger.
  • Double, but the link is 404 now. So I won't stick my finger in your ass. This time.
  • AHA!!!
  • I have recently come to the conclusion that we've finished the internet. There is nothing on the entire thing that hasn't been posted here before. No, really. It's true. Every link I find to post is already here. Every link in the universe. Already here. I'm going to bed.
  • This is facking crap. Don't post any old rubbish that enters your POP hole please. Apply at least a second of thought. I shall find a suitable image.
  • Awww, it's teh_bone, not some idjit newbie. Why the hate?
  • Place suitable image here [] Oh, and doooooouuuuuble poooooooost!
  • The image Here [nsfw] describes my thoughts, as regards this post, with a delicacy I can't summon. It is my belief that you may need to watch Moulin Rouge again in order to reset your filters.
  • No hate, not at all.. and whilst I understand and like the newbie elder dynamic on metafilter, it has mostly never been an issue here. It is simply a spectacularly poor post. POP=Post Office Protocol; email essentially. pianistic I find your niceness encouraging. Honest no hate or anger. It only leads to fear or something afterall. I didn't inline the image above as it might be a bit rude.
  • Hurry! Clicky and be-calm yourself before it's too late!
  • (doffs cap respectfully, resets sarcasm meter, gets distracted by cute fuzzy things)
  • I liked it. So shut your POP-hole. :P
  • I didn't inline the image above as it might be a bit rude. Oh, you're being plenty rude.
  • Either quit now or just go ahead and inline that image.
  • I don't think I've been rude Nickdanger, the image is linked and identifed as not sage for workers. tracicle I consider you a benevolent dictator as regards this site; if you like it then it is good. Without doubt I could have presented the undeniable fact of the rubbish nature of this comment post with a positive spin. I've tried to be a bit less boisterous recently as text is not an effective way to communicate irony or joshing behaviour. I'm glad I had this opportunity to share, but fack that was a cruddy fpp.
  • I'm glad I had this opportunity to share, but fack that was a cruddy fpp. Well, they can't all be gigantic collections of amusing John Kerry photos.
  • comedy: ON
  • Believe it or not MCT even I find it hard to live up to that kind of standard. WOW I set the bar high that time. But now I feel like some has been olympic hero, barely able to manage a 5 minute mile to the shops for more toilet paper or bran flakes.
  • Please stop pushing our buttons.
  • Sorry for disappointing. Have fun, y'all.
  • Is this part of the Hanso Foundation?
  • In a similar vein... What?
  • D'OH! try this instead http://www5.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm Whee!
  • Mr the_bone no one was disappointed, apart from that BLA BLA FLIP randomaction, and no listens to him/her anyway.
  • Apparently the Internet has two ends. <-------------> (Or maybe even more. Like a big, spindly buncha cables or somethin'.)
  • *pokes head around door* Stop fighting!!! *runs away crying to hide under the bed with Mr Boo the Bear*
  • /joins kitfisto, brings along plush Gir toy
  • I can't doff my cap respectfully. My caps lock is stuck on.
  • NO. MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.
  • What's all this crying about? *makes cookies, pops in a Muppets video*
  • *feels better*
  • "Sweetums, lay your ugly head down upon your wretched bed..."
  • Ugly ugly ugly Ugly ugly ugly Ugly ugly ugly Ugly Head...
  • MonkeyFilter: I won't stick my finger in your ass. This time. Now that's a T-shirt.
  • Guys with teddy bears are so sexy!
  • Also, did anyone see the rodent in the drinking glass? Sqa-weeeeeeeeeee!
  • Sqa-weeeeeeeeeeeze the fresh rodent juice right out of him!
  • 100% of your RDA of rodent. Delicious.
  • While I normally prefer fresh-sqa-weeeezed country style, the idea of a breakfast liquid containing rodent pulp does not a-peel. *shows Bone the door I want you to stand out here and think about what you did. When you're ready to come back in, this is the bell. Please do not push repeatedly.
  • Hey bone! I dare you to knock and run. Double-dog dare you.
  • He put Basil in ratatouille?
  • A flaming paper bag! Well, these fine Italian loafers will make short work of it . . .