June 18, 2006

• Very amusing. The musicians actually have a flow.
• Did I see right? Was George getting it on with a bear?
• Of course! Don't you remember that George Washington "fucked the shit out of bears" from history class, nunia?
• I am mildly amused enough to say "more, more!" Cox and Combes, that might be the source of more. whoever they are.
• Don't you remember that George Washington "fucked the shit out of bears" from history class, nunia? Yeah, but that didn't look forced. The bear has holding George ever-so-tender, contrary to what I learned in history class. My understanding, InfraMonkey, was that the bears were never willing participants. This looks like propaganda to me.
• The winners write history, you goddamn bear sympathizer. Face it, you lost. Go back to Jellystone.
• I'll be back, and this time, I'll be bringing more than just pik-a-nik baskets! Ranger Smith will hear about this!
• I'm keeping an eye on you, Teddy Rasputin
• So, we are here: technology that allows almost anyone to merge shallow concepts with mediocre music and childish graphics, all posted on a central exchange so that we can share and applaud the resulting crap. Sorry, folks, it just doesn't do it for me.
• Yeah, well, sticks and stones. And fire. Lots and lots of fire. Have you cleared the brush around your home?
• Holy mother fucker Washington was a dude. He would have gone to Iraq himself and simply stared at Saddam till he complied. I to am 6 foot 20. And covered in dicks. I enjoyed your ridiculous video. Thank you. I shall view on more time to be sure.
• Washington taught Chuck Norris his moves.
• Pales besides Monkeydom's own Werzog!
• ...who i've just found out has his own wiki, thanks to the InsolentChimp
• Washington could never kill his pupil. Chuck Norris would kick his sensei's fat bureaucratic arse
• So, we are here: technology that allows almost anyone to merge shallow concepts with mediocre music and childish graphics, all posted on a central exchange so that we can share and applaud the resulting crap. Isn't that what the Industrial Revolution was all about? I read that the American Revolution would have been over a lot sooner if General von Werzog hadn't been in command of them Hessian mercenaries.
• The entire fifth season of The Simpsons is actually comprised of sequential detail sketches, strung together in random order, of a small tattoo found on the Werzog's left nut.
• I heard that Werzog uses the Washington Monument as a toothpick.
• kinda lame...
• Chuck Norris takes out Jean Claude van Damme (with a little help from Jackie Chan).
• You know, Chuck may not be a great actor, but at least he is a real tough guy, not just one on screen. The man was World Karate Champ 6 times. Having said that I always did get a kick out ot the tagline used on the posters for Van Dammes first big hit, Cyborg. "The first hero of the twentyfirst century, John Claude Van Damme." Monkeyfilter: The carcass of kung fu legend Chuck Norris.