May 25, 2006

Do you know where your towel is? Today is Towel Day, in honor of Douglas Adams.... Be a hoopy frood and bring yours with you everywhere; you never know when you might need it.
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  • I used a pink towel this morning. I'm sure DA would have appreciated the contrast between the pink of the towel and my otherwise manly demeanour. Oh yeah - .
  • Oh Belgium! I forgot. Obviously not one jujuflip of guy today!
  • Oh Belgium! I forgot. Obviously not one jujuflop of guy today!
  • Sorry two heads better than one (sometimes)
  • I spent some time today washing, drying and folding towels. Now I know where all of my towels are. .
  • tracicle, multiple collingood posts above need your attention ASAP!
  • Ach, why couldn't we have multiple collie dog posts instead?
  • bitch, bitch, bitch
  • Prediction: At any minute a viagra ad will appear.
  • stress management and acne -- go together like a cart with a hackney it is just not everyday one gets to rhyme things with acne -- so happy birthday, dear Koko!
  • it seem as if it was only yesterday that we attracted a kind of acne-centric sales-pitch from some clown -- could it have been our collingwood? tracicle, I hope ye have not retired yet for the evening? this could be a long and peculiar day on MoFi, if so
  • ah, me when I think how speedily kitfisto's wee tribute was Eeked and contemplate the dismal prospect that lies before us now ...
  • Yeah - fastest eek ever. I claim my £5.
  • and I would gi' ye yer £5 if I had it to hand
  • and another £5 if ye can reach monkeybashi before we find ourselves innundated with more damn collingflowers
  • These flowers will have wilted by morning.
  • collingflowers that fester smell far wurst than we
  • Damn! this potentially coulda been a great thread it it were nae for collingwood, the f*****g c**t!!!
  • ah, let us not descend, my dear Zaphod, to mere invective and thus lower the long-celebray-ted tone of MoFi
  • Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit For my head will fly, my tongue will lie My eyes will fry and I may die Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit
  • cheers, Monster
  • My dear wonderful bees, Sorry for the pro-fanny-tees It the was the licquor That makes me bicker And with spamming its much more quicker
  • I use a hairshirt for a towel. Beeswacky, didn't you mean to say that any minute now a Viagra add will SPRING up?! Huh? Huh?
  • I'm so sorry I mentioned it. This would have been a good day to miss. Thanks, tracicle, for cleaning up the spamku posts! However, we now seem to have an infinite number of Links from Anonymous in the sidebar -- can ye fix that, too?
  • Nope. But they'll be gone next time you open your browser and come to MoFi.
  • Wow. the effusions of the late collingwood have vanished utterly, they have become NULL and VOID ... Just say the secret VOID and win fifty bucks.
  • There's a voim in my belly!
  • oh crap, i meant ds9.
  • Thanks for everything, tracicle. We had a certain amount of fun here, I think it fair to say, but we had it in spite of that crashing boor collingwood; I'm glad s/he/it/they's gone away.
  • S/he/it/they ruined my birthday! Almost.
  • I once had an exchange of letters with Douglas Adams. He had the most incredibly poor handwriting I've ever seen. True.
  • Too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, perhaps?
  • Possibly.
  • You guys wanna get high?
  • I will close the browser, then I will open the browser. Then I'll get my Anonymous gun.
  • *enters, Anonymous gun in hand I'm gonna get me a piece of that barstard!
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