May 09, 2006

M.O.N.K.E.Y. No. SE7EN : Man-made opiates normally keep everyone yawning. For those of you new to the game: make a sentence using words that begin with corresponding letters of the last word of the previous sentence. For those of you who are familiar, this should load a little faster, for a while, anyway.

Where we left off: Severe ear candling often necessitates diseased stirrups. As typed by the irrepressble Sugarmilktea.

  • Steering toward interstate rail roads usually preceeds slaughter.
  • Stop laughing at ugly girls, have the elegant restraint.
  • Really? Ever see transvestites restrain armies in naugahyde tents?
  • Try enunciating nineteen times Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 'tis impossible to do with my French accent.
  • Somehow, utter perplexity exclipses righteous confusion, alluring, like indiglo frogs, roaring against giant insects like injured steveadores trying in caves, exampler xylophone playing is allowing life it's due occasions, creating infernal ossicilations under stress.
  • Strive toward really excellent sentence structure.
  • So, to recant: this upsets connectivity that underlies reasonable expression?
  • Even xenophobic pricks realize each simian sentence is only natural.
  • Nature always triumphs under restrictions against lovemaking.
  • Legions of vigilante existentialists met at Kansas in November's gerrymandering.
  • Gerrymanderers eclipse raging rivers mostly at no danger ergo, righting interesting nincompoops generally.
  • giraffes engage randy rhinoceri, yet manage a nice detente equalizing raging insatiable nuances grandly.
  • d'oh!
  • good efforts nearly enervate radical athletes least likely yearings.
  • Yeomen energize attorneys ranting incessantly notwithstanding gratuitous sex.
  • Surprisingly Engraging Xenophobia
  • X-Men enjoy neurological onomatopoeiac pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, having outwardly bogus ideological abnormalities.
  • A boy, now, ordinarily rates mates' acceptability low if they imply expensive sex.
  • Saguaros especially xerophytic!
  • Surprisingly erudite xenoglossia
  • Xanthippe's eruditition's notorious (Old Greek lady, or Socrates's spouse) in antiquity.
  • Although narwhal tusk is quite ugly, it tastes yummy.
  • You usually make me yams.
  • Yohimbe allows major sex.
  • Sex equals xerotripsis
  • Xerxes' eridute reading of Toynbee reveals insipid posturings, sans intelligent sentences.
  • (erudite, I meant erudite. I hate typos.
  • Say "erudite," note that eridute needs correction — enter spellcheck.
  • Screen plasma eventually leaked LEDs, corroding heuristic-enbabled, ergonomically cheap keyboards.
  • Keyboards eat your body-odor aromas, right Dr. Sugarmilktea?
  • Sorting underwear guarantees another ribald monkey isn't likely killing time entertaining apes.
  • Advertisers preach economic stupidity
  • Soliciting the ususal people is dirty if they're you.
  • Young ones underachieve.
  • Unless new degenerates each reach a constant height in everything variety ensues.
  • Every night, she unavoidably eats sushi.
  • Sez u. Supa haxor I!!!1one!
  • Inconceivable!
  • I!!! 1. Only nervous energy!
  • crap
  • Awesome, GramMa. Simply awesome.
  • Are we even sure our monkeys exist?
  • exist?! Xerxes implied simian theogeny.
  • CORRECTION: that should be....THEOGONY. we now return you to yr regularly scheduled spellathon.
  • Terrible how everyone only goes "ook!", never "yoinks!"
  • Your oversized incandescent non-kosher sausage. P.S. Not quite sure how that would work out, but hey.
  • Sausage? Always undercooked, sausage actually grows e. coli.
  • Cauliflower of late inflames.
  • Injurious Nube! Flagellate loquaciously, announcing murderous ethos succintly.
  • "Surely us chimps can incite nefariously cruel titters?" lamented Yanni. (n.b.: succinct, rather than succint)
  • Sometimes unfortunate chimps cannot innoculate their lady yetis. crapstix.
  • double crapstix.
  • ...Yanni Yanni admits nasty necrophilic incidents.
  • InsolentChimp is developing egomaniacal narcissism thusly stated.
  • woop I need checking in dat earlier, now trite, statement.
  • Some teamsters are taking ever more elongated nap times.
  • Truth is merely epistemic simplicity.
  • See! I made poos like ice cream in the yard!
  • Yeti artform: regularly denounced.
  • Decidedly ecstatic, now our underwear needs cleaning (erotic dirt).
  • devils initiate random torture.
  • Timelessness, occuring randomly, tripping undulations rend eternity.
  • Ever the epistemiologist, rocket88 never interprets the yoghurt.
  • Yelling often gave him unusually raspy throat.
  • To holler repeatedly often accelerates tracheitis.
  • Yesterday oligarchs gibbered hubristically until reason triumphed.
  • (tracheitis) The rapacious and cold-hearted elite ignore the itinerant seekers.
  • The result, incidentally: Underpants Monster's post having extra descendants.
  • Seekers. (respond to the first correct answer, people) See each entrant's kimonos' edible ricepaper skirts.
  • Seekers. (respond to the first correct answer, people) Yeah, I got skipped yesterday, so I declare this thread as an alternate universe that should have never happened! *cough* Smoking kills if residual tar sequestrates
  • Some enterprising Quebecois used egg shells to restore a tarnished Elvis silhouette.
  • Secretively, illuminati host otherworldly, unidentified extraterrestrials that topple empires.
  • Secretively, illuminati leader host otherworldly, unidentified extraterrestrials that topple empires. whoops, sorry
  • Even monkeys pray if religion encourages sapphism.
  • Sorry! Apologies! Properly pay heed, I, sugarmilktea! Mea-culpa!
  • Most egregious assholism comprises ugly linguistic poo-flinging activities
  • A cordial time is viable iff tracicle issues everyone sarsaparilla.
  • Sadly, a righteous shagging and pillowtalk aren't regularly in love's laborious agenda.
  • Almost; gaining entry nowadays develops amorosity.
  • Amorosity? Man, one really oughtta sleep in the yurt.
  • Yet umiaks revitalize trysting...
  • Try resisting yowies, so tantalisingly into no good!
  • Goggled ostriches oggle donuts.
  • Er, ogle. *slinks away*
  • "Damnation! Oblivion," noxious undulations terrifyingly scream!
  • Siamese cats run entirely aplomb, meowing!
  • Meat eating owls wing in nightly gloom.
  • Gosh! Let's ogle our moms!
  • Mountains of muffins suffocate!
  • Stacked up food falling over could affect the environment.
  • Eventually Nick viewed inside, ready or not, making everyone nervous theatergoers.
  • The hungry elephant ate the easily reachable grass; oh, extendable, rough snout!
  • Speak not of unfurled tentacles.
  • To eat nonbelievers, that approximates Cthulhu's lusty enterprise, supper.
  • Sadly, underneath prosaic prose endures regret.
  • So accruing value is not GOP's strategy?
  • Stingy tactics related absentmindedly to economics - government yahoos!
  • Sexy, erotic nonsense seems euphemistic.
  • Except under particularly high expectations, marriage is simply thrilling in consummation.
  • Cocks: Our needy, sometimes useful man meat, attempting the intimacy of nookie.
  • Nude onanistic orgies keep Iceland interesting.
  • Nude onanistic orgies keep Iceland interesting. exciting.
  • nookii being the plural, of course
  • Elderly xenophobes, causing international terror incidents, negate goodwill.
  • Going overboard on dress-up will invite loathsome leering.
  • Lo, evil eyes regarding innocent nubile girls.
  • Grandiose illusions rationalize lobotomized sociopaths.
  • Silly old cows in open pastures ate the hay slowly.
  • Seconds linger onward while lions yawn.
  • Yesterday a walrus napped.
  • Now a pionus parrot eats doughnuts.
  • Sexually excited robots offer tons of nonconsensual intimate nibbling.
  • Nightly inebriated bubble baths liquidate Ida's noted genius.
  • Getting enemas nightly is unusually satisfying.
  • Said ass treatment is so far yielding irritation, not gratification.
  • Great Ra, all tremble in fear; I cower at the iconography of Nineveh!
  • No, I never, ever voice elegaic hymns.
  • Hooboy, your mother needn't serenade!
  • Sweaty ermine reeks elegantly, no awful dingo essences.
  • Ermine scents smell equally nasty - 'course, ermine stinks. (Can we use Lewis Carrol style words? I wanted to say nurgid...)
  • Slithy toves? It's not kiboshed, surely.
  • Some underwear reeks entirely like yeast
  • Yours especially, Argh, smelly thong.
  • Then hold one's nose, gently.
  • Gross! Emanating nastiness! That laundry yours?
  • Yonder, our undulating randy singer!
  • Summer is near, Grandma's even romantic.
  • Rosy orifice modeled, as no thong is covering.
  • Censorship overtly veils exceptionally randy imagery, negating g-strings.
  • Great Scott! Those ribald images never get screened?
  • Sometimes censoring requires excess energy, nil, even doodles.
  • Devout onanists often demand lusty erotic sentiments.
  • Seeing every naked touch invites many eager nerkers to spooge.
  • Sexy postings only offer gratification ephemerally.
  • Even petite humorous epistles make eternal rancor absent - like little yardbirds.
  • Y'all are really doing better inventing raunchy, depraved sentences.
  • So, everyone now thinks eloquence needs community elected standards?
  • Silence then, and nobody dare argue ridiculously - damned scoundrels!
  • Sirrah! Curs, or unrepentant no-account dastardly roués, emit lovely scatology!
  • So Cato, a third option lingers - our grandfather's yak!
  • Yowling African knobkerrie.
  • Kindly note: our buried kindred eavesdrop, regaling repartee into eternity.
  • Elders touch, eventually recoil, nudging uninteresting Tibetan yak.
  • You alert Kazakhstani!
  • Kiwis and zebras and kangaroos, hippos, snakes, tigers, and no iguanodons.
  • Iraqis got UN aid, nonetheless, oil drums oozed negotiated surcharges.
  • Strangely, Ultimate Retro Cycling has a really gory ending segment.
  • Sure, everyone grabs my excitable naked torpedo!
  • talented, oracular radiologists proclaim effectively deny ovulation.
  • oops, that doesn't really make sense does it. I'm outta practice... talented, oracular radiologists primly erase dirty onomatopoeia :D
  • Over near other monkeys, another taunter opens "pi" orifice, exposes ingested ailments.
  • (BTW: that last word was supposed to be "aliments," but whatever. Pick your poison.)
  • After lunch, I may eradicate Nunia's twin salamanders.
  • Is that what they're calling them these days? Someone always laughs at men and never does endorse rendering salamanders.
  • Sweet-natured alleycat likes a minced anchovie, never demands extra redhot seasonings.
  • Seize every available serving of nachos. I'm now gathering salsa.
  • Savory alimentations, licentious salsa aficionados!
  • Air Force instructors command indoctrinated officers not administrators, despite official statements.
  • i think i should have put a comma after officers, for those keeping score at home.
  • Somewhere there are terribly enlightened men eating nachos, then salsa.
  • Several applied, licentious salsa aficionados.
  • After finding instant coffee, I only needed a dash of sucrose.
  • Serve undercooked chicken, radishes, olives, sauteed escargots.
  • Every sensible cannibal arranges ripened guts over tomato sauce.
  • Sources admit Ukranians consume elderberries.
  • Salvage all uvulas, colons, esophaguses.
  • Emesis strikes often; purging, heaving, always gagging up semi-eaten sustenance.
  • Elderberries? Let's discuss "elderberry" reality, because every Russian raves, "It's exquisitely splendiferous!"
  • Damn it, TUM!
  • Oops! e l d e r Eat liverwursts. Dine, enjoying esophaguses roasted! Braise extra ringdoves, reptiles, in esculent sweetbreads! b e r r i e s
  • Yikes! Savory pies, live eels, new dentures -- I fear each restaurant's oleaginous umbles, stollens.
  • Somehow, this obscenity looks like endless neologic silliness.
  • Shrieking, "Ixnay!!!" Lara lunged in, neatly eviscerating someone's spleen.
  • Some purchasers like extraordinary, embarassing negativities.
  • Nobody ever gets a truly insightful view inside the insect emotional state.
  • Say, then, ant-tales threaten entomologists.
  • Enlightened neologic thinkers often make other linguists obligatorily guess "insect specialist" thought statstics.
  • w00f, are those status ticks now in my dog's coat? Shove two apostrophes together; I see them irascibly cancel spoonerisms.
  • "Spooning" purportedly objectifies octogenarian nymphomaniacs, eventually ruining intelligent, sometimes mature, sesquipedalians.
  • (Yeah, bees, it would help if I could spell. "Statstics?" What the hell is that?)
  • Ye know, I like ye: your spelling reminds me o' mine. ('Tis Sam Johnson's fault, him and that new-fangled dictionary!) Stats seem to be things in a hospital context folk have to perform very swiftly, in fact so fast they occur retroactively. Tics I believe to be involuntary facial twitches. Make o' this what ye will. We shall never be able to cast an effective spell. Several extra-large socks queered Uncle Ignatz' perfidious efforts, despite all literary imaginings and nonrestrictive statements.
  • Sweet Tracicle at the Eclipse! Must everyone nitpick the spelling?
  • The only place in this game that spelling matters is in the last word. Could be worse. Space polecats evenly, leaving lonely individuals noxiously Gorgonzolaed.
  • Someone (present excluded) likes leering into nebulous glossaries.
  • Crimeny. My timing sucks today.
  • Gunny ordered, "Ready guns! Only near-zoned officers left alive expect death!"
  • Determined ensign aspires to honorificabilitudinity.
  • However, over nearby, our rear infantry forces invade Communist armories, but insurgent losses indicate that unexpected dignity itself never invalidates those yesterevenings.
  • You exit, screaming threats; everyone replies effervescently; vastly extravagant neigbours indulge newcomers, growing semiprofessional.
  • Since everyone makes intelligent parlance regarding omnipotence, frustrated evangelists seem stupid, invoking ontological naivety and lugubriousness.
  • Lo! undesirable gospel-sharks, unnerved bears, riot in our unswept streets, never expecting serious stigmatization.
  • ooops! lo=let
  • Shut those incessantly gaping mouths! All time is zoned according to incredibly overrated noncontemporaneousness!
  • never, oh never call out never! to every man pure of race and night, even over, under sounded now each savoured syzygy
  • Save your zinfandel, you grubby yob.
  • You orate blasphemousnesses!
  • You old bat!
  • Bold ladies assemble, seeking poison-free hermaphrodites, entertaining men of unseemly sereptitiousness, never examining sleeping satyr's eventual spontaneousness.
  • EdArzakh, meant to say that's a good un -- have some )))!
  • Some people only need to attain nirvana, ecstacy or utopia, some need extra soy sauce.
  • KIDS: "Salsa again?" MOM: "Ungrateful children! Eat!"
  • Eat a tamale.
  • Tasty avocadoes make all lunches exquisite.
  • Even Xhosas quietly understate itching, scratching, in tongue-tied embarassment.
  • Esteemed Monkeys: Bashful as rosebuds, avoid scratching strangers. Mail each neighbor Tinactin.
  • This is nonsense! Alcohol cures that infected necrosis! I thought everyone knew this.
  • I hear it's best to have it cut off before the onset of gangrene. Normans eat carrion; royalty's observers serve it sizzling!
  • Why, I eyes ya. So, is "zesty zucchini" like ingesting "naughty garbanzos"?
  • George always reads boisterously, any narrative Zorro-laden, opaquely sombreroed.
  • So, obcene men bring raunchiness everywhere, re-organizing everyone's dermatoglyphics?
  • Yeah, spelling is for academics.
  • Diced eggplant -rattatoille- may allow two Ottomans great luxury, yet proves Hellenists indeed created souvlaki.
  • Suddenly our unicorn veered, leaving anchovies, kippers, inconsolable.
  • I never could obtain nasty sulfuric-oxide lighters and burning-lean extraterrestials.
  • Even xenophobes think realization a trial; everyone realizes reflexes eliminate sensible thought, razor-fights in a luncheonette.
  • Looks up number Checks her email Only news, Every time: "Too early..."
  • Epidermal arrangers realize latticed yardbirds.
  • ))) to EdArzakh!!! Yellow-haired, ambidextrous rogues delay brujas' incantations, raving druidical supplications.
  • Stop useless practices! Pouring libations indefinitely can alter the intention of negligent spirituality!
  • Some pornography in reality is triviality until actuality leads imperceptably to yankability.
  • *raises eyebrow*
  • Yanking: a nine-knuckled attack, bringing instant lethargy, insinuating torrid youthfulnesses.
  • You or Ursula, thank Harold: fostering useless lust, nobody expected some sod's erotic screams.
  • Soda can rapid emission: a Mentos spurt.
  • Something peculiar unleashed Ralph's Tab
  • Trash ambiguous bibliographies.
  • Beware ignoble bibliophiles, lest incremental ossification generate reprehensible actions - perhaps heaven's inclusions excite some?
  • Sod off, Mr. Etymologist!
  • Who's studying bugs around here? Everyone thinks you're making offensive language over getting inside some transsexual!
  • Transfolks really are not strange, see. Especially XXY's: unforced and ladylike.
  • Linguists are denotative, yet love intimate, knowing euphemisms.
  • Evade underhanded people holding empty mitts; I specify milkmaids' superintendencies.
  • Hey. That's not a real word! Wait a min...oh, I s'pose it is. Carry on then. Some udders pulled elastically rip in nice tears, eventually necessitating doctors' erudition -- not curing, instead exacerbating septicity.
  • So early; parrots tyrannize, inspire croakings; I try yodelling.
  • Your oral dance enraptures loquacious listeners invariably needing garrulousnesses.
  • Given a rude rural upbringing, literal-minded old-timers utter sonorous nonsense; everyone screams, stampedes eastward simultaneously.
  • So, it makes underwear like television: a necessary evil one used sparingly last year.
  • Your eventual annual reunion.
  • Ripping elastic underwear naturally incites obscene nefariousness.
  • Nevertheless, exotic foundation-garments are rarely indestructable. Obliteratong underwear's surely not everybody's sexy secret?
  • ...nobody expects the tong wars! Slimy ectoplasms creep relentlessly: everyone's titillated.
  • Touch inside this innocent, long-lipped aperture to entice desire. Well, hello there.
  • Deeply engrained sexual impulses require exhibitionism.
  • Effing x-words, how irritating - because it takes idiotic or nonsensically irregular sentence making.
  • Mister, all known inferences necessitate generalizations.
  • General Eisenhower negotiated effectively, really anticipating laying into Zhukov. Admittedly, this is old news. Sorry.
  • Sob, orate, rave, rant, yodel.
  • Go TUM, go TUM, like it's your birfday... Yammering openly, dear? Enunciate lexicologies!
  • Loathsome, execrable Xs I curse; open Limbo, opportunely gather in each stinkweed!
  • 'swacky, 'tis iffy 'n kinky when e'en 'ens d'sturb!
  • So true! Diminish, subside, thou undulating, roiling beachcomber!
  • Better evaluate all children's heads, 'cause organized monkeys been engineering rabidity!
  • Rigorous antibiotics, Ballpoint, injected daily in the young.
  • Your originality, Underpants, nears greatness.
  • Guys, real estate around town needs extra-special sovereignty. Stop homeowners' associations NOW!
  • I hear real estate is at a premium in Japan.
  • Summer, our vital energies running empty, ice-cream generates nice tongue yummies.
  • Yetis usually must masticate icicles, ensuring survival.
  • Summer's undercurrent releases vital instincts, visceral, animal lust.
  • Larry understands simple thermochemistry.
  • "Taste hard electrons!" ranted Mad Oscar, caressing his egg-like moggy. "I'm soooo tyrannic. Really. Yeaaaahhhh!!!"
  • Your egregiously aggravating attempt at assassination has heaved ho... he hoped.
  • *giggle*
  • Heroic opportunities eselQueso demanded.
  • Derring-do (even machismo)! Aspiring ninjas dutifully enter dojos.
  • Default options: juice or sarsaparilla.
  • Sassafras' aroma-laden roots, simmered and pungent, always reeked -- inspired langorous, libidinous appetites.
  • A pervy person, eyeing teens in tights, excited sexually.
  • Surely everyone's xenophobic under any lurid lighting, Yvette.
  • Your viper ejects terminal toxins elsewhere.
  • Extravagant liars soon extinguished; wombats, however, err, recreating extrapolations.
  • Exhaling xenon takes real aplomb. Perhaps our lungs'll adapt to inhaling oxide (nitrous) someday?
  • So oxide makes everything dreamy and young?
  • Yes. Otherwise, uranium nuggets gesticulate.
  • Garrulous elephants stampede through Indian cities, upsetting locals and trumpeting euphoniously.
  • Ethyl-uni-phenyl-halo-oxy-neo-iso-omni-umboomium salicylate looks yummy!
  • You underestimate my maniacal youngberries.
  • You obstetric-understanding nunja! Green berries, eaten regularly, really increase estrogen secretion.
  • Sensual excitement creates real erections, taking information off networks.
  • Never enter the woman's office randy, knocking salaciously.
  • Spry as lightning, alway creeping, I often underhandedly spy loathesome yellowhammers.
  • Your enlivened laugh Lifts our wilted hearts And makes merry every Righteous sourpuss.
  • Yawning effortlessly, loony lambs outside Wisconsin heckle a morning meadow, emitting raucous squeals.
  • Succulent quim urgently emits a little squeal.
  • San Quentin: Up everyone's ass, lovingly.
  • pretty much the same thing...
  • Laplanders one-handedly veto irritating new genetics, left-handed Y-chromosomes.
  • You cite heredity? RNA only makes one side of mating's exact science.
  • Stay-at-home chatterboxes I envy not, craving extraterritoriality.
  • Ed's xyphoid twisted right around, turning entirely red. "Right. It's time," Olly replied indignantly, and leapt in ten yoctoseconds.
  • Yonder ooze caught the old scoundrel; evening crows, omitting nightbirds, daylight squandered.
  • Some queer union allowed new dawn equal righteousness eventual dancing
  • Distribute anything new, choice, in new googolplexes.
  • Gary Oldman's oeuvre's great. Oldman loves pictures, like, even "X-Men" (extreme sci-fi.)
  • Splendid corpse inside: frigid immaculateness.
  • In my mind anything can upraise lame accusations that everyone need ending so suddenly.
  • Suddenly Uncle Dave died; everyone needed linotype yesterday.
  • Yep, Esther stayed, terrified, expecting "RD", dangerously, Ayurvedically young. A new challenge - first two letters
  • Yashmaks on undead Nippon gangstas!
  • "Get another Nippon gangsta," someone told Albert surreptitiously.
  • Sutdying Uruguay rarely requires exacting precision: take it totally in, offer unanimous sensibility, laugh yearningly.
  • These terminal Ys are a colossal bore, and in my opinion the main reason monkeys stop playing this game. Once ye've played this game for very long, ye run through all the Ys two or three times. At least. But facing the same old Ys -- it gets dull. This is why I think more inventive approaches to the game are called for now. It's been ongoing for almost three years, and can't stay fresh nor can one's interest in it be sustained when it's too tightly circumscribed. In the past, Wendell found my use of the terminal-hyphenation frustrating, but I am finding I find stultification with regard to the Y problem to be equally frustrating. In any event, Wendell doesn't seem to be playing any more, so hopefully he will be spared further anguish. You eschew a real necessity; Imogene needs gas-reducers, liver-pepper-uppers, youth-prolongers.
  • This solution, though undoubtedly not ideal, at least enables players to break the dismal pattern of terminal-Y-itis which otherwise manifests, boring people beyond tears and into madness.
  • I heartily second bee's comments. They sum up exactly why I don't bother any more. I used to try to come up with a good, challenging final word that would be fun for the next person but not ridiculous, and work back from that Yes, orgiastic ungodliness triumphs here - performers really only laxly observe nudity guidelines; example: Reggie's strip-club
  • Hi, Abiezer_Coppe! Long time no see! Simone trilled richly, irritatingly, 'Please clean lavatories, union-member bartenders'.
  • Beyond all reason, toilets effuse noxious doom, ever resisting scrubbing. I held back on the Y's
  • Students caught rubbing up, but before indecent 'nad grabbing.
  • Gimme randy action, baby! Bawdiness is necessary, gentlemen!
  • Griffons, elves, nymphs throw lavish entertainments; monsters exit neverneverlands.
  • I'm with ya, bees. The time between nunia's last word and my result was pretty long. I suppose if the phrase has to end in y, we should allow hyphenation. And maybe we should try to avoid the dreaded y in the final word as well. Otherwise, I really enjoy this. It wakes up funny parts of my brain!
  • Monkeyfilter: It wakes up funny parts of my brain!
  • By all means use the dreaded Y; the whole point of this is to loosen things up for people, making the game playable and less stiff. Griffons, elves, nymphs throw lavish entertainments; monsters exit neverneverlands.
  • hi bees Now ethnic violence erupted, recalling Nazi era viciousness, European response lacking and never deterred Srebrenica
  • och, what a sad plague is loosed in that sentence, Abiezer! ;] Somber reflections ensure brief respites; each nationality indistinguishably crazed, amnesiac.
  • Alas, my newly espoused strays: I'm a cuckold!
  • Charmed Ukrainians could know Orientalists lovingly defamed.
  • Depicting Easterners (far) always motivated Eugène Delacroix.
  • During evening, learned about Cyrus, reading overview in Xenophon
  • Don't Eastern laboratories annoyingly choose rarity over increased xenogenesis?
  • Xavier enjoys nuts on pancackes, honey on nectarines.
  • (and that's pronounced "pan-cack-ees", by the way.)
  • yikes! Not every caretaker turns awkward ragamuffins into newly extravagant storytellers.
  • some times our remarkable, y-less tales emerge little like expected, really simultaneously!
  • Oh, shit: terminal "y". Let's make that: some times our remarkable, y-less tales emerge little like expected, really simultaneousish!
  • Suddenly I'm moving under leopard-spotted ties and nightshirts; now each of us seizes intriguing silken haberdashery.
  • Had a bad experience racing dogsled across Siberia, having earlier revisited Yakutsk
  • You'll always know ugly tundra - snow-stained Kung-food.
  • Ach! Sorry - 'twill teach me to rely on memory without looking at a map. You'll always know ugly tundra surrounds Khanty-Mansi.
  • "Knickers!" he announced, nearly terrifying Yancy, "My ass needs some insulation!"
  • Khanty-Mansi has a NICE tundra, you moronic, anti-northern, simian imbecile!
  • BAH!
  • I'm not sure, usually losing a testicle involves orchidectomy (nutjob)
  • No, usually the job obliviates balls.
  • )))!!! Neville understands tough jaws overbite testicles.
  • nutjot?!!? It took one shot, and all was o'er, I lost the lot! Neville understands tough jaws open - balderdash!
  • snicker
  • poop
  • poop
  • erm, balderdash bawdy antiquarians languidly dance, evoking ridiculous desires amongst several haberdashers
  • Hail's annihilative bludgeoning exaggerates rainfall downpours, and softens hardened earth rarely stirred.
  • Self-centered totalitarians insist reality resembles empirical decrees.
  • Devils everywhere crave raw entrails, eyeballs - spiced.
  • Spicy pupils indeed comprise eggs deviled.
  • Don't ever violate international logging embargo DeForest!
  • Doctored enterprises find outlandish realms, experience stellar trekking!
  • To really enjoy Klingon kuisine, I nibble Gagh.
  • The ruling elephant Kenneth knows is never gullible.
  • Heh. Get another grey horse.
  • Hop on Ralph's surly elephant.
  • Esteemed linguophiles, elephants' probosci: huge, articulated, nostril-bearing trunks.
  • Twice, Ralph undressed near kleptomaniacal sabermetricians.
  • Stripping amongst baseball enthusiasts really made elephant trunk related intercourse cozier in ancient Nova Scotia.
  • Scots can only tipple in Aberdeen.
  • The City of Granite! AW! After beating every rabid deer, es el negotiates.
  • Need everyone grasp oysters tightly, ingest a trifle excessively sweet?
  • Scraps worn elegantly, exquisite tatterdemalion
  • Try all the thistles, even rag-leafed dandelions, ere midday, and let's illustrate outlandish noli-me-tangere.
  • Nibbling on leaves, I meander easily through all Nature's garden. Eden, reverie, Elysium.
  • Egad, lately you're single-minded, indeed utterly monomaniac
  • Maybe outwardly, New Orleans's Mr. "Antipathetic" Nagin is avoiding corruption. But we all know better.
  • Could've old Ronald Reagan upheld proper tactics in obliterated N'awlins?
  • Note a warning, Louisiana, involving narcissistic southerners.
  • Sing out ullulations Thou heathens Exalt righteously new 'eavens Recite! Soliloquise!
  • Neat, EdArzakh! Spenser, old lyricist I limned outdated quadruviums until I sang epithalamiums
  • Evidently papal inquiry trifle heterodox: although lacking a miracle I unexpectedly managed sainthood
  • Sanctity and iniquity, never truly human, only old descriptions.
  • Definitely expecting sainthood, Catholics revel in Papal teaching, ignoring our needy souls.
  • Sacheverell often undertook lengthy sublimations.
  • Seriously underestimated bearded ladies invite male associates to intertwine on Naugahyde sheets.
  • Having banished the dreaded y we now seem to end every entry with an s :( She hardly ever eats tinned spaghetti
  • Stringy pasta: alimento gioioso! Has everyone tried torti italiane?
  • Abiezer, whenever things seem too dull, ye can always toss toss in a terminal hyphenation. Or scatter 'em where ye will. No one should be bored! Ignatz thinks a Lorelei is a negative emanation.
  • Early monkeys ask "Noob?" Afterwards, they're instructed on netiquette.
  • crap! i was so not trying to derail. sorry....
  • Now everyone tires - indistinct queries, unfinished echoes, the tougher enigmas.
  • News! Earlier, the inaccurate quotes used exaggerated the termination. Extreme!
  • Opps - cold fingers not fast enought - bees to the rescue! Ed slinks off...
  • Existenial nihilism is gradually making Argentinians sad.
  • Some advocate defenestration.
  • Daily existence frustrating, eventually needed escape, so tried running a taverna in old Nicosia
  • Neapolitan ice cream over shortbread is ambrosial.
  • Athenian moccharino's better, really. Or Samathracian Iced Aardvark Lard.
  • Littleton ain't really Dusseldorf.
  • Drink up, Sven! Scandinavian ethanol leaves drinking Oslonians raptutously fatigued.
  • Flirtation - assume that it's genuine, use extreme discretion.
  • Don't imbibe spirits - Colonel Ritchie's evening teadance is only nonalcoholic
  • Nephew or neice, a large child, otherwise hesitant, often listened, imagining clishmaclaver.
  • =niece Alas!...the fickle finger types.
  • Can love ignite sparks heretofor made ashen? Can lust amid virtue enflame Romeo?
  • Heh! Rarely, onion-skinners makes excellent omelettes.
  • Of many excellent laîche-culs, everyone thought Terwilliger's ego-stroking superior.
  • she understands poverty everywhere ruins immortality offenses repeating
  • Rest eternal, peace, equanimity, and tranquility, I'll never get.
  • Gastro-gnomes eat Terrytop!
  • Clarification: Terrytop's the name of a Cornish demon.
  • To enrage Republicans, rip your top off publicly. This NFL moment brought to you by Budweiser.
  • "Plenty ugly buster- like I care?" Larissa yawned.
  • DAMN YOU AND YOUR DASTARDLY Y's!!!!ONW!!1
  • Yogguth, a werewolf, never eats dulse.
  • Down under, ladies scorn eggnog
  • Exotic gnomes grieve noisily, often groaning.
  • Got run over and now I need Glucuronosyltransferase.
  • You can thank me later.
  • geese, loons undulate chicks undulate reflections overwhelming numbers overcoming silence yellow light tips ripples and never stops flying eventually repeats amber solidifying echoes
  • Each chicken hatched: one egg shelled?
  • Still hopelessly living life's extended deathwatch
  • (shlled?)
  • oops Still hopeless, ennuied, living life's extended deathwatch
  • alrighty, then.
  • Cheery bastard, ain't I?
  • reminds me of: nothing to eat but food nothing but clothes to wear nothing to say but words nothing to breathe but air Don't enter a thread, Horatiio, without a tiny, copper-plated horologe.
  • Haphazard or reasoned or lucky or grand: Evolution.
  • Early victories over Llewellyn underscored the influence of Northumberland.
  • Now only reality takes hold, unless mindless brain exercise responds, letting effortless nouns dominate.
  • Decidedly over-elaborate, my intellectual nostrums are tragically ersatz
  • Everyone reorganizes, standing alongside the zeppelin.
  • Zeus eats precious pollen, ekes lines in nasturtiums.
  • Numerous attacks, so tensions ultimately rose, thus instigating uneasy military standoff
  • Survivors take a nostrum daily, overlooking free fenugreek.
  • For example never underestimate ginseng's restorativeness. Even eat kudzu!
  • Karma undulates daily; zen understands.
  • Unhappily, new democrats evidently remain slaves to a nauseatingly despicable sycophant
  • "So, you cringing, obeisant, pandering human alien!... Nice tie!"
  • This is eldritch?
  • Explorers left Danish rigging in tangles, castoff hugggermugger.
  • Huh? Um... Gee, gosh! Er, righty-o, mate. Uh... golly. (Glossaries ease rhetoric.)
  • Reeling, having earlier taken on rather impossible caseload
  • Censorship's a significant effect; lyricists often advocate diabolism.
  • Decency is arbitrary, bedamning or loving independent song-mongers.
  • ? Did ye mean to hyphenate that?
  • Aye.
  • In that case, 'tis short an s-word, Monster.
  • Make that short an m-word.
  • I've seen hyphenateds count as two words before. 'Tis a kenning.
  • Many of Napoleon's grander excursions required statecraft
  • Some try a twist; even Corsicans roistering are frequently tongue-lashed.
  • Talking of niggling grievances upset everybody - look, and see how everyone's distraught
  • Do I seem tumbled raving and undone - gleeman hanging threadbare?
  • The honyy-bee reads everything and delivers ballads and rhymes extemporaneous!
  • That's "honey," obviously. WHEN ARE WE GETTING A PREVIEW BUTTON?!?
  • Eastern xenophobes threatened Europe; mortals pretended Ostrogoths retreated; aimless necromancers expelled owls, unicorns, spittlebugs.
  • She protested I'd taken to laughing excessively, but, ultimately, glee's 'simpatico'.
  • "Society is my prison!", a tired, impotent Cheney outraged.
  • Orphaned urchins toil relentlessly alongside goats- effluvium disposal.
  • Distasteful odor; I smell poo, or something absolutely loathesome.
  • Literary oafs are the happiest entering some obscure Monmouthshire eisteddfod.
  • Everyone is striking those exceptionally dodgy deals, financed on down-low
  • Describe our watersheds now: Lakes O'Hara, Winnepegosis.
  • What interesting new neckties, Earnest! Putting elegant garments on signals interests sartorial.
  • Savile Avenue Row togs optimize raffish, impressive, accessorized libertines.
  • Let's initiate bacchanals, eat riotously, toss irritating nibblies -- eggplant, shoeleather.
  • She's harsh, overseeing every last emotion, always tough-minded, her ethics rhadamanthine
  • Really heavy apparel donations are made as Norman, the homeless, is naked: eleemosynary.
  • Erté, Lacroix, Ellis... Each maker offers something, yet never advances reduced yardgoods. New "Project Runway" starts tonight!!
  • You are rather desperate, glowering over Oscar's dispirited scribbling.
  • Such clever, rapier-witted Irish boys become literary icons, not ghostwriters.
  • Not Johnny Ray: ghostwriters in the sky ... Greed hooked old songwriters, those whose reasoned images then eerily resembled splondulix.
  • Such poesy, lying old, not discovered, unless likely, I'm X-rayed.
  • Xylophonic ripples amuse you easily, Dmitri.
  • Doesn't make it the right ingredient.
  • It's no good reading everything; do I even need to?
  • *tut-tuts obsequious-like*
  • The Google Prayer: O brothers, savour every query, Unite in our unrelenting search, Life's inquiries kindle everlasting.
  • Thieves obfuscate.
  • Or: Eleven versions embodying rare languages are seen, textually inverted, narratively graphic.
  • Go ride a pale horse in Colorado.
  • Come on love, Orlando rarely auto-combusts, don't over-react
  • Overland vehicles elegantly rutted roads, eastward ambling, carving tracks.
  • To reupholster a car, know stitching.
  • Saxophonists tootle indigo, their carmine headgear introducing new ghastliness.
  • Go have a sassafrass tea, ladies; it neatly ends sustained somnambulism.
  • Scan old mysteries now, and men broken under legal intrigues scrupulously Mephistophelean.
  • Montaigne's Essais particularly have invoked serious thinking; on philosophy, his essays lucidly excellent, a nonesuch
  • Neitzschean ombudsmen, neglecting sage undertones, condemned Hegel.
  • His ethics generally eclipse Lao-Tzu's.
  • Locke and Occam - two zany undergrads - singing!
  • Seville is now gilt-edged - its nightlife glitters.
  • Gold lamé is terribly tantalizing, enhancing raiment's snazziness.
  • Oh bugger those pesky zeds again...,/small> Summer nights And zinging zithers Invite naughty evenings, Sexy soirées...
  • Salt or iron rarely exceeds ents' sweetwaterrootdippingsippingsappyshootingunderbarkedness.
  • *books Outlook time for Se7en work tomorrow*
  • So we ended everything. There was a time earlier, running, ran on, only the days intermingled - pain, pleasure, it's not germane. She is perhaps, perhaps I'm not. Gave something, a pauper's promise. You should have, only - or then, I never understood. Now days endlessly recur. Because, always, really, knew. Everything. Don't need, expect. Seems somehow...
  • Heh! handsomely intermingled! savoury onion's mushrooming essence hovers over Worcestershire Dang, but I'm hungry!
  • When our rice casserole's eaten, steak tartare (extremely rare) should help it refresh everyone.
  • Each version's execrable; recall your offensive narrative; extemporize!
  • Extracting xanthophyll takes extremely marked patience. Obviate rapidity; it'll zap erraticism.
  • Exit, rump-fed rascals and three iron-age champs indisputably (shh!) moribund.
  • Museum of rare illustrated books unveils new daguerreotype.
  • Dam' 'ard, guvna! Us erudities rilly respec' eggstreme opp'toonities to YIKES! parlay 'eavy-ish.
  • Edith, aimless, veers; you imagine she's helter-skelter.
  • He expects love to eventually recede; She kinda expects love to eventually return.
  • Ralph eagerly turns underwear red nowadays.
  • Now our wits are dwindled and yesterday's straightforward.
  • Strange transvestite resists arrest in grand hoity toity fashion, only reward was a royal dressingdown.
  • Deny removing extra salty sailors in naval garb; defer ostracizing wiley noncombatants.
  • Naval officers needing cash often make bundles at the alehouse, nevermind the syhpilitics.
  • Sylphs, you pretend hatred; I live it, tormenting inquisitors, captives, sycophants.
  • Sisters, your cries only paint helpless anxiety, not true suffering.
  • Sinners! Unrepentant fornicators! Fire everlasting rips into nefarious gizzards.
  • Going into Zeus's zoo, Andy readily defenestrates sal.
  • So amazingly loquacious.
  • Lying oh-so quietly under Andy's casement is our unconscious Salvatore.
  • Sal's asleep, lying vapidly across the only remaining evidence.
  • every vivisection I do earns nice creamy euclaires
  • eclaire: ultimate chocolate lusciousness, and incredibly rich. Easily spelled.
  • often without the trailing "e".
  • tragically RalphTheDog alters interesting list into needling glamajamma
  • perhaps true. However, we left off at "spelled".
  • Some putrid euclaires lay lazily explaining defenestration.
  • Dude, euclaires found exposed neatly elate starving trannies; resultantly, all these items overcome nobleness.
  • Noodles on bread, like eggs, need extra special sauce!
  • Sauciers always upchuck, contaminating everything.
  • Euclaires visibly enrage Ralphthedog yearly, though he is never gorged.
  • Grout often requires great effort dispensing.
  • Damn. Idiot still posts everywhere, now Se7en is nuked. Goddamn.
  • God observes dogs. Dogs and monkeys, nevertheless.
  • No Euclaires visit England readily, though holy Euclaires lead enlightened supple symbiots.
  • Save your money; bet it on the sleepwalkers.
  • Somnabulists, like elephants, even pandas, will always love keeping early risers sleeping.
  • Slumbering limbs energetically engage, periodically, in nocturnal gyration.
  • Goodness! You've really altered totally, it's odd nosejob.
  • Nosejob, or serious enhancement job on boobs?
  • Brash oligarchs offer bibliophiles succotash.
  • Such unnecessary complaining! Christ on toast! Anyone singing hosannas?
  • Hail, o Satan, all-nullifying necromancer, ancient serpent.
  • Silly evil red person. Exorcise naughty tyke!
  • To your kids' embryogenesis!
  • Expectation (mine) brings repeated yawns, overcomes gas-strewn-gnomes eating nibblets, everyone sipping insipid sauternes.
  • Seeking a uterus? Then everyone really needs estrogen supplements.
  • Sinking under peer pressure, Lester eventually married Ernestine. Now they've spawned.
  • Suspicious people always watch nefarious evil-doers' disestablishmentarianism.
  • It had to come sooner or later, didn’t it? Dare I say, every single time anyone buys lemon ices, something horrible makes everybody nauseous. Taking antacids rarely (if anytime) negates indigestion (stomach malaise).
  • Munching a little acid is serious entertainment.
  • Expensive neurology tests exposed really tiny angioma in nerve membranes, electrophoresing new tetramethyldiaminobenzhydrylphosphides.
  • There's experience to relate. After my eagerness took hold You laughed, Delighting in a moon-faced ingenue's Naivety, outright bluster, earnest, neophyte zeal. How your days ran, your losses, Peregrine hope only surviving perilously Here, in days eternally sun-bereft
  • Ooo! )))!!! Show us nefarious brigandry - endless RNA - extracted from Turkmenbashi.
  • *golf clap*
  • Trace upmost Really knows Monkeyness Each name Beloved All sentiment Have I.
  • Insh'allah
  • I nibbled so hungrily at Lotte Lenya’s almond Hamantaschen.
  • Holy anteaters, my aardvark Nell's teats are seriously chapped; hence emollient needed.
  • Holy anteaters, my aardvark Nell's teats are seriously chapped; hence emollient needed.
  • so good, it posted itself twice.
  • Not everyone enjoys doing erotic deeds.
  • Docile ewes emit dulcet sounds.
  • Saint or unbeliever - never disturb sarcophagi!
  • Several ancient romantic crypts opened, presented hagridden, anguished, ghoulish ingenues.
  • In netherworldly grim, ethereal Necropoli, undertakers employ shovels.
  • Satan had one very evil little sister.
  • She insists she tells all reality.
  • Rasputin's elderly aunt Lyubov is too young.
  • Your orange's uncommonly nasty, greengrocer!
  • "Guilty!" roared Easy Ernie, neatly gliding 'round overturned crates exuding raspberries.
  • Risky answers sometimes postulate Bilbo encountering real rogues in Easterling surroundings.
  • Spitting upon referees' relatives or unloading nostril deposits is not good sportsmanship.
  • Sadly, porters outright refused to shift Mainwaring's accumulated numerous suitcases, his ill-packed portmanteau.
  • Perhaps our rotund traveler made a niggardly tip, earning abject umbrage.
  • Underneath mildewed bandages, Rasputin anguished, grew envenomed.
  • Every new vampire eagerly nibbles O-positive meals: exsanguinating degustation.
  • Dogs emit gas until smart trainers acquite training in our nutrition.
  • Naugahyde underpants teach Ralph inflatory techniques in odorous nullification.
  • now under lush lilacs I fly I chant a threnody implanting our Newfoundland
  • North Eastern women find Ontario unfit. Newfies desire lovely Atlantic nights, days.
  • Drop all your squeamishness.
  • So quiet Upon each awakening. Morning is silence, Hearing nothing except sparrow songs.
  • ((( RTD! Such oratory! Next go, sonnet!
  • Yes, well done, RTD! Swift onagers never nibble eastern taiga.
  • Today, alarmingly, I gardened, antepenultimate.
  • Heh! O the weeds are winning, the weeds are winning! Ancient narratives, tales extolling Poona's endless nights, undisguised lyrics titilating impatient memsahibs, always terrify evangelicals.
  • Early Victorians allowed nonchalant genuflections, erstwhile lunges, impudent curtseys, and lacivious somersaults.
  • She's over me, even Ralph says; as usual, left to singledom.
  • Summer is nighttime's glory, Long evenings, Darkness, overly maudlin.
  • Musically, Aunt Ursula didn't like Ivor Novello.
  • Nightly, Oscar views Evelyn's lovely lobe Occipital.
  • Order Coca Cola, iced, please; I'll take a lemonade.
  • Leftover eggplant mousse offered nary a delightful exclamation.
  • Every x-wife can lament about men, attributing their imperfections on nature.
  • Neodymium, actinium, terbium, uranium: rare-earth elements.
  • Entwined lovers egressed momentarily, exhausted nude torsos satiated.
  • Sexual attracton Tails in action Tears ensue; distraction.
  • dizzily I spend thriftless reel Ah! cheques totaled: I owe nobody.
  • Never obey Bee's own declarations: y-is-a-crappy-letter-to-use-at-the-end-of-a-poemette.
  • Oops! Sorry, Ralphie-dog! Terminal y-lessness completely slipped my mind in the madness of composition. Yellowed images, sepia ambiance, cavalier's rags and perfect primroses -- yesterday's leftovers excoriated ten thousand Englishmen returning to old-fashioned underwear, seams endless and tickly to honorable English epidermises - now dermal onslaughts faint and prickly overcome ennui, melancholy examinations then transform everyone.
  • Every verse elevates (rightly) your own noble escutcheon.
  • The Victorians were always carrying on about escutcheons, but we hardly ever encounter the word any more these days. Entymologists swear, curse unyielding termites, cheer heartily each overdue nonappearance.
  • Never, oh never adopt partisan politics! Elections aggravate rancor and never cultivate egalitarianism.
  • Even gay alternative lifestyles initally triggered a Republican initiative about naturally immaculate sexless marriages.
  • moosetracks and roaring rapids - imagine granite earthworn, shoals
  • Spelling! Horribly overrated and lacks sublimation.
  • Seeking universal bliss? Lordy! I may ask to immanentise our noumenon.
  • Nationhoods outlast uncandled moths; emigration nearly overwhelms neighbours.
  • Now everyone is gonna have barbecues outdoors - universal rustic socializing!
  • Spicing our chowder - if anyone likes it zestier, I'll not grumble
  • Geese return under moon beams, lofting eastward.
  • Haiku! Gesundheit! Eerie anserine skysounds trailing west are rarely detected.
  • Dogs exist to eat. Can they eat dogs?
  • Dine on German Shepherd!
  • Suck hounds! Eat poodles! Hungry eyes relish dogmeat!
  • Doddering old geezers measure each ant's thorax.
  • Twenty hungry oarsmen rowed a xebec.
  • X-rayed every bloody Echidna. Crikey!
  • Candied rat in kangaroo emesis - Yummy!
  • Ye underestimate most muddled Yellow-Peril-People.
  • Yesterday exited like little old women, Pausing, each reluctant in leaving, Procrastination eclipsing oppressive prioroties left entropied.
  • Ennui! Now to rest on pillows I, exhausted, drop.
  • Death rains on parades.
  • People are real arseholes; don't expect support.
  • Sometimes, unpleasant people pissed off Ravindranatha Thakura.
  • Tremors have always kept us really apprehensive.
  • A palsied player really extinguishes hope; endless name-calling seems idiotic, villainously extravagant.
  • Ever Xerxes, the royal Achaemenid, ventures against Greece, attacking now Thermopylae.
  • The Hellenistic epicures ravenously munched on pureed yak liver. Appetizing, eh?
  • Enthusiastic hyperventilation.
  • Himalayan yaks prance exhaustively, roaming valleys, extravagating nasty tundra in leaping attempts to identify occasional nourishment.
  • Neighbours of Uncle Roger, in symphony, harangued maliciously, "Evil! Nasty! Tyrant!"
  • Take your rants away, naughty tyke!
  • Thank you kindly, EdArzakh!
  • Extra dementias are redundant - zaniness annoys knife-wielding Hungarians.
  • Having unlimited nuclear gadgets, America recognizes Israel as needing some.
  • Senile Ozwald manipulated elephants.
  • Eradiating light, emitting photons having atomic neutrality, travels steadfast.
  • Strange travels exude a dreamy feeling, awakening subconscious thinking.
  • This has important new knowledge in naughty goodness. (Sorry, I'm out of practice)
  • Hi, wendell! George Orwell often denied needing English stockings, spatterdashes.
  • Some people are trying to entertain; real dramas are shown here every Saturday.
  • Splatters around the urinal reveal daily acquired yellowing.
  • Someone fetch a mop in here! You've eaten licorice laces, Oliver, wondering if nobody gesticulates.
  • Sorry bees! I'm all mopped now... Gnomes elicit silly terror into cute unkempt lawns, and tease exceptionable sojourners.
  • Seven ornamental jockeys obstruct Uncle Roderick's new establishment's rear sidewalk.
  • Standing in dark embodiment was a lynching klansman.
  • King Lear ably noodled Shakespeare many a night.
  • Nigel ignited Geff's hairy testicles
  • Toss each salmon into cold lakes, even Sipiwesk.
  • *dang! my second tee disappeared!* Toss each salmon taster into cold lakes, even Sipiwesk.
  • Some indians prefer intense weather, especially southern Kiowas.
  • Kickapoo infested our wilderness, and Shinnecock.
  • Some hero: I'd never nuke entire cities over corny karaoke.
  • Karl and Randolph argue obliquely, know-nothing existentialists.
  • You're killing us, beeswacky! Okay, take a deep breath and... Every Xerox installation secretly takes employee names to identify any likely individuals stealing toner supplies.
  • Staples's unassuming paper products line is economically superlative.
  • Sunday Uncle Pete eats raw leeks, and then ingests vilified eggrolls.
  • Every green gecko reeks of lusty lizard sex.
  • Solid-state electric xylophones!
  • Xenophon yelled loudly, "Overland ponies hauled opium numbly, euphorically, slumberously."
  • dang, I forgot about the terminal-Y! Xenophon yelled loudly, "Overland ponies haul opinum northwesterly, eventually slumbering."
  • Sure, Luigi Umberto's music's best: exciting rhythms in natural grandeur!
  • Go, rapscallion, and never dare endorse Umberto’s rhapsodies!
  • Rubellite hexagons aplomb Pure striation odium Dravite incisors engrave sodium!
  • sugarmilktea obviously delights in unusual minerals.
  • moose infiltrates nearby estuary reeds are lightheartedly shaken
  • Squealing horns are Kyoto's essential neighbors.
  • Now, eventually I'm goin' home, baby, okay? Relax, sweetheart!
  • Now, eventually I'm goin' home, baby, okay? Relax, sweetheart!
  • So we enter each twice here, eh? A redundant TUM?
  • TUM's unknown mistake...
  • Mistake? I suspect TUM already knew everything.
  • each version each recorded yowl turns hullabaloo into noisy grotesqueness
  • Gah! Really oversized tome endings seem quite underrated; even now, everybody's silently scrutinizing...
  • Gah! Really oversized tome endings seem quite underrated; even now, everybody's silently scrutinizing...
  • Gah! Really oversized tome endings seem quite underrated; even now, everybody's silently scrutinizing...
  • Wonderful. I get three 500 errors, and it posted anyway. Halloween embarrassment at it's finest.
  • I also got thrice-posted in the bear thread, ball point head. It's not us, apparently.
  • Still creating run-on utterances? This is nuts, it's zealotry, it's neurotic glossolalia.
  • Go lightly, O sweet scribes, offering lovelier and lovelier iambic achievement!
  • a chimpanzee inspects each verse, expecting merit: expectations not traversed.
  • Throughout repasts, amid vegetables, every revered sage eats dandelions.
  • Drastic attrition necessitated decisive equivocation, lest immoralists opined neolithic speculation.
  • So (internal server error) Perhaps everyone can (internal server error) upload like a tracicle impersonator (internal server error) Only not.
  • Need our Tracicle!
  • They returned a cenotaph in chunks - limestone everywhere!
  • Enployee's varying excuses (reasonless yammering) will help extricate reasonable executive. In this scenario, I am the executive. What a bunch of louts I work with.
  • Extra xebec expediently chases unusual turtle, impeding visiting excursionists.
  • "Excellent X!" Qried Uncle Rex, "Seems I'm on next, I start to suspect."
  • So, until Saturday, people everywhere can toil.
  • Try our impala livers!
  • Liver in venison entrails: really superb!
  • Sautéed uvula, paté emu, remora bouillabaise.
  • Bring outlanders under imperial law! Let's arm bastards, and impulsive southern evangelists.
  • Evil vices acrimoniously negate generosity. Even lies inflict saintly types summarily.
  • Say! Underpants's my moniker, and regrettably, I've lost youthfulness.
  • Yackety-yak only unnerves the hapless, frets Uckewallists, leaves naysayers expostulating, sadly shrill-tongued.
  • You often use that handle frantically, Underpants, like nudity equaled satanic septuagenarianism.
  • Doh! So heroic revilement is like licking the ogre: not genuinely useful, even disgustipating.
  • Disgustipating? I suppose geeky usage should take it's part, although this is no geniusness.
  • Granted; every nerd, I understand, stands near expected social suicide.
  • Supremely unhappy immortal, caught in death eternal.
  • Evidently the electorate's really not all lunatic.
  • Lips utter nuances after taking in champagne.
  • Come here a moment; pine after grape nectar's effervescence.
  • Effortlessly fragranced fresh extraction; Rapturous varietal, elegantly strained; Complex exstacy, nobly crafted Ecoulage.
  • Experience collective outrage - urgently lick a girl's extremities.
  • Examine X-rays! Terrorist radicals evade most initiatives to intercept evil suitcases!
  • Sometimes umber ichthyosaurs trumpet, chew amiably, swallowing everyone's stepchildren.
  • Silence tests every poet: Can he imagine languageless days, restless, endless nights?
  • Now I glide, hating this somnambulation.
  • softly over my nightgown and my blankets, utterly limp, apathetic, Tabby is obliviously nestled.
  • Needless explanation starts to lessen Edward's debate.
  • Despite elephantine balls, Albert talks effeminately.
  • [terminal Y!]
  • (Awww, TUM, that was sweet.)
  • Despite elephantine balls, Albert talks effeminate. Europe's friendly females educate me in natural (and teasing) enunciation. Ooh la la!
  • Terminal Y redaction accepted. Future efforts will avoid this (quite useful) letter.
  • Every number under nine can insight angst towards irritating, oddball numerologists.
  • Nervously uttering mathematical equations, rather old logicians occasionally go insane, saddening their students.
  • Solemn thespians, undertakers, do enjoy nipping Ted's spindleshanks.
  • Summer prime in North Dakota Lengthy evenings slipped hard Autumn nights kneading spätzle
  • Spice-injected parsnips are touchingly zoftig. Lettuce eat!
  • Enjoy a turkie.
  • Thanksgiving uses real knives in everything! alternate spelling: Thanksgiving uses real knives every year. see? the terminal 'y' isn't that bad.
  • Elderly, vice-ridden eohippus resents yagouarondi tossing horseflesh into nasty gaiters*. But fear not, little children, these were not alley gaiters.
  • Got an inspiration to eat real squid?
  • Strange question; usually I decline.
  • Don't exterminate cheetahs, lithesome impalas, notorious elephants.
  • Eat lightly, everyone? People hanker after next-day tonic, seltzer.
  • Some eat leftovers, too, zuchinni excepted, right?
  • RalphTheDog, should we now conclude your recent feast was less than lavish, its main feature but the well-fumbled remains of a giant stuffed zuchinni? Rapscallions imagine gastrognomes hobgobbling Ticktacktoads.
  • Told in Caesar's kingdom, Told at Caesar's killing; Told often, A despot succumbs.
  • Struggling up Capel Curig, under mountains - beautiful Snowdonia!
  • Swiftly, nereids overwhelm Wales; Dee overflows, nearly inundating Anglesey.
  • A nymph goes, leaving England's shores, entering Ypres.
  • Your pants resemble Edna's satchel.
  • Sick and tired commentary has everybody LOLing.
  • Can't believe no one yelled at me for posting a terminal Y. Are ye feeling sick, or just hungover? Let's oil lettuce, ignore nasty gnocchi.
  • I thought it was permissible as it wasn't a lazy terminal -ly bees Great night out: curry, club, home inebriated.
  • I need everyone's best recipes in a tome entitled: Dogfood!
  • Don't offend grumpy fairy-godmothers offering old draughtboards.
  • Do real auteurs usually get hip to beeswacky's overt attitude regarding didactic synechdoche?
  • 'Tain't easy being a poet, because everyone's a critic. 'Tain't easy wrestling dialect where so much is enclitic. ;] Some yucks never enhance, certain humours deemed offensive can haplessly encumber.
  • Eh, nobody can understand my brain's endless rhymification.
  • rhythm's history: you move in feeling, in coolness, after talking in organized notation.
  • Not only that; at times, it's only natural.
  • Newly acquired telescopes usually reveal alien lifeforms.
  • Lo, I fear evil, from odious raunchy mausoleums, surfaces.
  • Something unworldly rears fearfully, and claws everyone, screaming.
  • Sasquatch-like creatures roam, explore, and murder in Neverneverlandish geographies.
  • Go eat olives! Gorge rapaciously, and pour honey in each syllabub.
  • George employs only genuine retards, as perhaps his Iraq escapade shows.
  • Dammit, TUM. Okay, syllabub wins.
  • Since you left, life's a bleak unhappy badland
  • Baghdad's a damn lousy assignment now, Democracy!
  • Oh bother! The curse of the terminal Y hath struck me again! Bastards are determinedly launching another new-fangled doomsday!
  • If we spell that as Doomsdeh, we'll get this: Determined overlords of misery shoot down educated historians. hope datzokay.
  • How incredibly snooty to override rules, important along normalized systems.
  • So you're saying that ettiquette's majorly significant?
  • So, I guess nobody is feeling igry?... Cunty, antisocial navel-gazing tossers!
  • Well, daubnang! I woz bad. Again! Thanks, ball point head! They order starving soldiers, Eat shin-plasters!
  • Well, daubnang! I woz bad. Again! Thanks, ball point head! They order starving soldiers, Eat shin-plasters!
  • just not your day, bees, you missed the penultimate "r".
  • I'll cover for you: Tell our senior scribe: errors raise suspicions!
  • /pours ashes on head, eats a raw shin-plaster Thanks, RalphTheDog! See? Under sway-backed pediments I cry if onion's nearby, stinking.
  • Some nights I nastily knife innocent napping geraniums.
  • Some Tuesdays I nastily knife innocent napping geraniums.
  • oops
  • Not your fault, glamajamma. MoFi's getting Internal Server Errors, and it doubles or triples a comment then. Give Eric raw asparagus; notice Iris undercooking meatball stew.
  • Shady teamsters exchange winks.
  • Whenever I name-drop, Kenyans skeedaddle.
  • Sally's kids eat everything Dave and Dr. Demento launch enthralled!
  • Every night the heralds rallied around lecherous leaders, expecting defenestration.
  • Don't eat friendly elves, nor eviscerate salt-crazed travellers razing a temple in old Trincomalee.
  • Trichinosis really is not capable of making a lady especially erotic.
  • Ebenezer raves over their intriguing tripmadams.
  • To render it properly, Mozilla add-ons dominate, as Microsoft sucks.
  • Swallow uncle's coarse kibbles; swear.
  • Such was everyone's astonished reaction.
  • Red ears and cotton tongue indicate over nipping.
  • Nipples is pie, pie is nipples. Get-it?
  • G'Tit?
  • Tit?
  • It?
  • I?
  • | | | | | | | | | | \/ Nipples is pie, pie is nipples. Get-it?
  • Grackle eggs taste incredibly titlarkish.
  • Tarts in tights, Left and right. (Kinky, in strict hidsight.)
  • Tarts in tights, Left and right. (Kinky, in strict hindsight.)
  • Her inner Need? Dinner. Starving isn't Getting her thinner.
  • Times're hard, I nearly never eat rutabaga.
  • Rubber underpants? Those are baggy. And grotesquely amorphous.
  • A month of rain pouring hard officially usurped summer.
  • Sir, use Monkeyfilter, Metafiler elicits retching.
  • Metafilter
  • groundhogs retire on unmade nests dread endless drabness
  • Dear Roger After bonking, need embracing. Signed Sally.
  • She always likes left-fielders, Yastrzemski.
  • Yes: after seven ten, randy zoologists eventually magnified Sadie's kinky immersion.
  • *applauds* Ignatz, mercilessly merry, eats raw shallots, ignoring odiferous nanny-goats.
  • why thank you, bees. I do believe I have stumbled on to a new technique for myself. If it continues to work, I will share it! North American nocturnal narwhals: you get obese alligators to salivate!
  • Smelling a laburnum, I'm vicariously at the Esplanade.
  • E S P L A N A D E E is for the Eerie tales she tells me S is for the Scotch she guzzles down P is for the Porridge that she feeds me (yuck!) once she has me tightly roped and bound L is for the Lasso on her saddle A's the Armadillo that she rides N is for the Nightmares that throw me underneath the bedstead where I hide A is for the Armaments she's craving to carve a D for Dead on my tombstone E is for the Exit now I'm planning to beat it from this Esplanade of gloom
  • E S P L A N A D E E is for the Eerie tales she tells me S is for the Scotch she guzzles down P is for the Porridge that she feeds me (yuck!) once she has me tightly roped and bound L is for the Lasso on her saddle A's the Armadillo that she rides N is for the Nightmares that throw me underneath the bedstead where I hide A is for the Armaments she's craving to carve a D for Dead on my tombstone E is for the Exit now I'm planning to beat it from this Esplanade of gloom
  • G is for the way you Gape at me L is for the Lousy teeth you see. O for Orthodontist Overcharged, he was dishonest. M Means teeth are still askew.
  • Always, some knuckleheads execute weirdness.
  • Wadmeal execrable in roseine dye, narrator explains slipshoddy stair-carpets.
  • Soak the Axminster in Rinso, 'cause Arthur retched profusely eating tripe salmagundi.
  • Some apparently lifeless Monkeythread again grows, Underpants Necromancer did it! boy, I really left a tough one for the next player...
  • It's traditional.
  • Theophrastus, relifed/reincarnated as Dachshund, is teckelish, imitates owls and limberger.
  • Luckily, I made burgers. Everyone reviles Grandma's escalloped rutabaga.
  • Right under the arsehole! Boy, 'at's gotta ache.
  • Ach! Charley's hemorrhoid's execrable!
  • bees, you're dithpicable (spelled with an x) Eighteen xylophones exude cacophonous resonating as beeswacky laughs evil-like. even I am not low enough to use "evilly"
  • The deed wath nobly done, wendell! But ath for picking my pith I'll just thay you mith! Enter, villain! I like left-wing imaginings, knavish introspections.
  • Imagine neoconservative terrors: "Rove, old scaremonger! Presidential elections could today immanentize our nascent surrender."
  • Sea urchin rémoulade, remarkably ethereal, necessitates discriminating epicurean refinement.
  • ROFL! Ed finds idealistic n00bs eazy m3@t. Eggzellent nourishmence, totalitariously!
  • Top of the Andes, long-lost Incan tombs appeared, relinquishing indigenous occupants under stratified layered yucca. Attack of the terminal ly!
  • Your Uruguayan cousins cultivate aspidistra.
  • After staggering postwar inflation, dirigiste industrialists supported the revolutionaries' aspirations.
  • Any serious proposals I report are to include obviously nonsensical suggestions.
  • Salamanders understand greedy grasshoppers eventually sample tasty irises or nibble snake's-tongues.
  • Salvation never attains karmic Empyrean sagaciously; Tribulations of narcissistic Gods unto each Singleton.
  • Scientists in Norway gave laughably evasive testaments on nudism.
  • Naked undines deliver intriguingly sensual massages.
  • Making antelope sausages seems absolutely grotesque, even sadistic.
  • So at dinner, I stick to Iranian couscous.
  • *crickets* Onomatopoeia: umph, squawk, chortle, oink, uggh, sizzle...
  • So... is Zsa Zsa Lisa? Eva?
  • Each victim acquiesced.
  • A conspiratorial query; Under intensely evil surveillance can Edward die?
  • Do I exist?
  • Torero, have a tortilla.
  • Thousands of refugees typify Iraqi lives left absconded.
  • Ahmed bought seven camels off Nasir's Dad, eschewing dromedaries
  • Do real official mercenaries ever do anything remedying injustices especially serious?
  • Somewhat, except regarding injustices opressed upon societies.
  • Simple overt chemical in everyday turkey is everyone's sandman.
  • Not everyone understands that rum and lemonade is trés yummy.
  • Yelling upstairs, mother mandated, "YOGURT!"
  • You once grew ugly, red tentacles.
  • Trumpets echoing nationalistic tunes augur conflicts likely escalating soon.
  • sugarmilktea overwhelmed our network.
  • Naturally, each time wendell objects, roustabouts kvetch.
  • Kansans: very easy to call homophobic.
  • Huffing opium mist often produces hallucinatory optical bouts in concentration.
  • Come on now, can't excite native transients running at the idea of nudity.
  • Naked, undulating dyads inspire tumescent yangs.
  • You are nattering. Go slower.
  • Saying lots of words encourages rebellion.
  • Reading esoteric books exclusively left lexicon in obfuscated naïveté.
  • Naturally, all ingenues very elegantly tout egalitarianism.
  • Eva's greed arose (launching ignited tempers and raucous irritation) as Nate ignored swimming Medusae.
  • My Easter: Dumb urchins sucking an egg.
  • Egad! Great Googily-moogily!
  • More of ol' Grandpap's illicit likker? Yahoo!
  • You'll always have overhead ozone.
  • Ornery zippers obfuscate nature's emergence...
  • Everywhere my evil robot goes, everyone now cries, "Eek!"
  • Ed eyes knickersbeast!
  • Knowing nothing is clean, knowing everything reeks so because everyone ate some tamales!
  • Tenderness always manifests among leftist Ecuadorian stormtroopers.
  • Silly trappings of ranting monkeys; throwing rebellion out of poop, earwigs, slugs.
  • Someone Left UCakeOutInTheRain, good song.
  • Sacred old nipple gong! No. SE7EN is one year-old today!! *blows party horn*
  • Go onward, new generation!
  • Great effort, nice examples, really a team-inspired online novella. Nice to see you're still irrepressible, SMT.
  • Now, onward valiants; eradicate lackadaisacal laggards appropriately!
  • A poor peasant reads Of princely riches. It's at Times each lad's yearning.
  • Yet each autumn reaping newly imposes needy gleaning.
  • God loves everything and nothing. It's nicely generic.
  • Go enjoy nothing Even ralph is cynical
  • Christ, youse nincompoops is causing a laugh-up!
  • Like an ugly guffaw here upsets people.
  • Perhaps even older people like eargasms.
  • Ellen ate raw greens and sometimes mightily shat
  • Scatological humour amuses tortoises.
  • Tortoises (or rather, turtles) often initiate sensual encounter sabbaticals.
  • Shot a big boar although tooled incorrectly, carrying a laser-sighted six-shooter.
  • Shot it? X-nay! Send help! Offer oblations to encourage revivification!
  • Refuse emergency vasoconstriction - its vitality is finished. It can adapt to its ongoing necrosis.
  • Newly emerging children roused our silly, informal snorts.
  • Sometimes no one reads the synopsis.
  • Silly? Yes? No? Only psychiatrists see internal senselessness.
  • Sometimes everyone needs some eager little excursion simply stated - not elaborated so seriously.
  • Sergei's experienced regular interludes of unhappiness since leaving Yakutsk.
  • You are Kruschev's ultimate temple slave, kolkhoznik.
  • You all keep up this silliness, K?
  • Damn
  • Kevin's old lady Karen had one zillion knickers in knots.
  • Keeping nuns orderly takes skill.
  • So kill idleness, little lady.
  • Lawks-a-mercy, a damned y-final! :p
  • Phooey!
  • Perhaps, however options offer (emote?) Yemen.
  • Young, eager men entertain notions.
  • No, obviously that's incorrect; orange, not satsuma!
  • Sour apples taste so unbelievably marvelous - ambrosia!
  • After mining broccoli, Ralph opened stores in Arkansas.
  • ...and Ralph kept a nice store, as such.
  • Soft underwear changed hands.
  • Hardly a new deal....seriously.
  • Seems EdArzakh regularly ingests oranges, usually slurping loudly. Yohimbe.
  • Yon orangery has in't mangoes, baffling ecotourists.
  • EdArzakh's colobine overate those oranges; unfortunately, Ralph is stealing the strychnine.
  • Strychnine? That's rubbish, you canine-hating ninny. It's not evanescent.
  • Evelyn viewed another new, extraordinary scene: Craig's ever-nimble triceratops.
  • Thus Ralph's ire caused everyone 'round a touch of pleasant synaesthesia.
  • Spend your nickels and euros, sailors! This here emporium serves iced Amontillado!
  • A man only needs to imbibe liquor, life's audacious drug overdose.
  • Old varieties eventually risk dotage - order such extractions.
  • Even Xeres tastes rather appetizing. Come tipple in our new supperclub!
  • Some underwear purchasers prefer extremely resilient cloth like unwashed bluejeans.
  • Beery lecher, underwear evidently jizzstained, evaded arrest narrowly Saturday.
  • Samuel Adams's threadbare underpants ripped daily and yearly.
  • You've erred; Apocalypto's real location's Yucatán.
  • Your unruly cousin always tickles a narwhal.
  • narwhal Nail a redneck while handling a Luger!
  • Let us go, eternity recrudescences.
  • Robert's elders can't recall Uncle Desmond's evil smile. Cousin Edgar never calls, Eschewing style.
  • Simply terrific - your lyrical escapade!
  • Evidently, some Cinderella aficionados prefer arias delivered Englishly.
  • everone noes good lolcats i squeeeeee hehe lol yo
  • You're overrated.
  • Oh, very egalitarian, Ralph. Really, all that equivocal disdain.
  • Do I smell doughnuts? Aroma - it's nasogastric!
  • Normally, a simian offers great anagrammatic samples; this response is crap.
  • Could Ralph avoid profanity?
  • Perhaps Ralph operates foully and not impishly to you?
  • Yanking our underwear?
  • ATTENTION: Due to extreme serendipity and my participation on both sites, a newly begun game on MetaChat has merged with ours... should we ask them to join us here, where the MONKEY reigns supreme?
  • No.
  • I agree with RtD.
  • Unless necessary. Desiring entrances restrains writing effortlessly and rapaciousness.
  • Less talk more r.o.c.k...
  • Reasonably and practically a community is often undoubtedly sensible negating every stupid suggestion.
  • Sometimes, underwear generates great emotion: specifically, thongs incite onanistic notions.
  • Not only that - I often need sedation!
  • Seeking escape, dastardly anaesthesiologists took injections of novocaine.
  • Numb ones, vapid ones, comatose ones: all inhaled noxious ethoxyethane.
  • Everybody thinks he operates Xeroxes. Yesterday, everybody thought he assembled new equipment.
  • Excited quartet (ukulele improvisers) practiced matching Elvis' natural timbre.
  • Tennessee's idol makes boomboxes resonate eternal.
  • "Everyone takes everything really nihilistically," admitted Lucretia. What! No terminal 'Y,' TUM?
  • (I just liked the ring of "resonate eternal.")
  • Leftist upsurge cannot reverse every Theological imperious allusion.
  • A little lemon under some ice ostensibly nourishes.
  • At least leave us something inside our noggins.
  • (bah)
  • Never order uncooked rice; it should have evenly simmered.
  • Social inhibitions mean more egregious rudeness, ending dinners.
  • Don't ingest Ned's noodles - eat Roger's scallopini.
  • Sand castles atop Laguna lakeshore obliquely pillaring into neap inclines.
  • I'll never chew LSD. I'm not easily stupified.
  • So take up pot. I find it easily digestible.
  • Drinking ichorous gypsum elixir spawns terrifying illusions bearing lurid eidola.
  • Especially ignorant dolts obfuscate life affirmations.
  • At Father Francis's island retreat Monsignor Alfonso travails, industriously ordaining new seminarians.
  • Snarky emails mean incomprehensible narratives are residing inside a nincompoop's scrawlings.
  • Saguaro cacti rise above, withstanding lonliness in Northern "Gila" Sonoran.
  • Southeast or Northwest, our Rebutia arenacea's prickliest!
  • 10 yard penalty for TUM..... Sonoran does not end with a 'P'. Regroup back downfield and try again.  
  • Frog! Fudge! Flap! A thousand short words that start with "f!" Ain't no cure for the Synonym Blues! Ahem... Southeast or Northwest, our Rebutia arenacea's needliest!
  • No-one enjoys entering desert landscapes in extremely soaring temperatures.
  • Theological evangelists manipulate personal emotions rather acutely, tergiversating uprightness, rendering entities submissive.
  • Sermons utilizing bons mots inspire Sunday smiles in virtually everyone.
  • Extremists vilify eclectic religions: you're our new Evangelical.
  • Eccentric vegans are now giving enjoyable lessons in cuddling a llama.
  • Lechery! Lord amend me. Amen.
  • Apples made Eve naughtier.
  • Naturally, Adam understood God's heavenly tactics in encouraging rumpy-pumpy.
  • gah! apologies for the terminal y! hit 'post' too early...sorrysorrysorry
  • Naturally, Adam understood God's heavenly tactics involving expulsionary requital. there. that's better.
  • Ritibus Exsequiarum? Quadragesimae? Unction? It takes a liturgiologist.
  • Life inside the undersea rover got interesting once Larry (openly gay) infiltrated Stan's trousers.
  • To really open up something, employ razorlike scalpel.
  • Scooped carcasses all lack proper entrails, liebchen.
  • Lost ideas exist behind commonly held expressive nomenclature.
  • what? I rejoin the party and everybody else leaves? Underpants! Pallas! Ralph! moth! sugar! Hawthorne! es el! pete! anybody?
  • Names of members encourage nonposting comrades, leading all to unparalelled rejoicing, eh?
  • *exits humming*
  • Hailed urgently, my monkey is now glowing.
  • Gleam Lovely orangutan Whilst I nap Gleam
  • Great lyric, EdArzakh, approaching magnificence!
  • Mobilise all gunners now! Imperial fighters invading city! Execute now, Commander: Engage!
  • Enterprising Navy guys all go eastward.
  • Eager assholes Striving to win A Republican debate.
  • Don't even bother asking the electorate.
  • Ergo, like every candidate, Thompson often runs at the end.
  • Es el queso's nealry dyslexic.
  • Do you suppose lexicone excluding "X" inhibit comprehension?
  • Could only my prose reveal every horrific episode now scarring Iraq. Our nightmare.
  • Naturally, I gain honor through massaging a royal equestrienne.
  • Evening's quiet unfolding enthralls; Sunset's tender rays invite. Ennui never need encroach.
  • (((! Edacious nectarine cultivators rejoice over a copious harvest.
  • Harvest all root vegetables, excluding sweet taters.
  • Taking a trip East. Returning ... sometime.
  • Spanish omelets make eggs terrific. I miss 'em.
  • Expunge meningitis.
  • Monkeys everywhere need internet, never grasping internet time is solipsistic.
  • Sun. Omnipresent light. It provides sustenance, It scalds. The infinite crucible.
  • Crafty Ralph's using confusing imagery by linking essentials.
  • es's syntax seems esoterically nondescript that I'm actually liking squinting.
  • Should quidnunc unzip? I notice the interest... *needs goggles* *also sends hugs and kisses to quiddy*
  • Go on, gogo girls, let 'em shake!
  • Showing hooters at karaoke: Entertainment!
  • "Egads!" Niall trilled, easily recognizing the animosity I noticeably manifested; eventually nastiness transpired.
  • Time rankles a nitpicking simian; perpetual internets refreshing evenly disarrayed.
  • Do I smell a rhesus? Rather, a young, effluvious Douroucouli?
  • Does our unusual regalia offend? Useful clothing, originally underwear, lovingly interpreted.
  • Igor needed torsos entering rigor-mortis, persistently ransacking earthen tombs earlier desecrated.
  • Describe every student entering college: Readily accepting the endless drinking.
  • Drinking rum is not kosher in New Guinea.
  • Give us inebriation, not extended ambiguities!!!
  • Amontillado, my brothers, is generally used in treating intermittant elbow subluxation.
  • Steve's upper body lacks - unless x-rays are totally incorrect - organs. Neato!
  • Now elucidating about thine own?
  • Oh, what nonsense!
  • Now, one needs some entertainment, naturally. Sensible enough.
  • Elegantly, nine ocelots upchucked giant hairballs.
  • How am I redeemable? Bastards are less loathsome swine.
  • So, where is NASA's electromagnet?
  • Elves love electroplated chrome tie rods, often massing a group not easily topped.
  • To old people: Please eat discreetly.
  • daring invertebrates swiftly climb erect edifies to launch yodels.
  • Yetis often discourage errant log splitters.
  • Spelling pedants lurk intentionally to thrust "edifices", rightly spelt!
  • Superior! People everywhere learned today.
  • Your anal noises offend foully; silence keister's yowling.
  • Your onanism will latently influence next generations.
  • gentle exertion never enervates rational athletes though injuries often negate success.
  • Street urchins cause chaos every single Saturday. GAAAH terminal y- Sorry!
  • such attempts to undermine rational discourse are yucky!
  • You ungrateful, crazy kids, you!
  • Yvonne often ululated.
  • Underpants loves ululation! Labalabalabalabaalaba! Ain't that entirely delightful?
  • Did everybody like it? Good! High times for Underpants lovers!
  • lingerie oglers verbosely enumerate racy scenarios!
  • Society calle egomania negative, and ridicules its openly selfcentered.
  • Such eloquent lunacy fulfills certain erotic needs that each randy egomaniac desires.
  • Don't ever say I ruined everything, simian.
  • Sorry, I, monkey, I am nay-saying.
  • Never ask your sister about your "interestingly named" gorilla.
  • Gerbils, ostriches, rhinoceroses... I love listing animals.
  • And nothing is more adorable, little slugger!
  • Search "laughing udder": google gives excruciating returns!
  • Readers endeavor to understand romance novels' structure.
  • Sometimes Twitter rises uncomfortably close to underwear related entertainment.
  • Enter needing tutored egg rolling toward awestruck, imaginary null macro evolutionary noble tumescence.
  • Truly unusual measurements elicit sincere compliments, excepting, naturally, crude exposure.
  • Experienced xylophone players operate subtly, under-using reverb effects.
  • Ed fights for E.I.G.H.T. Collect there. Seriously.
  • Sorry. E.I.G.H.T. really is only usable story lines, yes. I am so very sorry. I was reorganizing bookmarks and used an old one to go to the previous thread, and others followed. GET OUT, EVERYBODY. GO HERE. Maybe this might be a good time to finally start thread # N.I.N.E.?