February 22, 2006

Mans website lets viewers vote and help decide what to wear to work. Since he has appeared on CNN, his audience has gone from 13-year old girls dressing him in conservative suits and ties to web denizens dressing him in zany mismatches. Current winning combination for the Gym tonight is: Pink shirt, Green swimsuit, Brown Argyle socks, Snow boots, Earmuffs. Join the Schadenfreude!
posted by spacely_sprocket 18 years ago
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  • If he appeared on CNN, no doubt he was a self-linking, publicity-seeking goat fucker of the lowest order.
  • Chy, you got some proof to go with those fancy red holsters?
  • Yes, proof please.
  • Ohh - ha, I thought it said "self lickers".
  • Especially if you're going to post ... that. *claws out eyes*
  • Man, tough room. It's not a self-link. I don't know the guy, I just thought it was hilarious. This is the voted ensemble for Feb 2. Sorry for brightening your day. We now return you to your regularly scheduled closed-loop navel gazing.
  • I see no evidence that it's a self-link. Chy, I'm pulling your images so people can actually get on with commenting on the post.
  • Also, I can't possibly fathom what would make a guy decide to let the internet -- a community of geeks and AOL teenagers* -- choose his clothes. * Not us, obviously.
  • Wait, now I'm confused. y'know, again.
  • Sorry Mr. Spacely! Won't happen again!
  • * Not us, obviously. *surreptitiously points a thumb at Koko*
  • * Not us, obviously. Uh, remind me again -- are we not the geeks or not the AOL teenagers?
  • And the lawyers.
  • you're not helping! *knits brow, whines*
  • I M n0t n 40L t33N!
  • Those are nice shoes he's wearing in that image. I want.
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  • Just google "crazy guy wingtips", Mr. K.
  • They're golf shoes.
  • hes incredibly attractive, i wish there were more options that allowed nakedness
  • I'm getting [Invalid Host Name] I've no idea what's going on but I'm going to side with Chy, just cos I fancy a rumble. I have a shotgun and absolutely no idea of how to use it or the rules of quailtard shooting. Be warned!
  • Even though I normally side with Chy, I'm going to side with spacely because kitfisto's siding with Chy. It's a matter of principle, you understand.
  • I can't side with spacely, because I'm a Cogswell Cogs man.
  • I'm siding with quidnunc because *BLAM!* Oh! . . . oh dear. *glug*glug*glug*
  • LLllllllets get ready to RRRrrrrRRrruuuuuuuuummmble!
  • TRACICLE VS CHY! FUCK YEAH! Two monkeys enter, but only one can leave! TRACICLE VS CHY! FUCK YEAH! Now give me the image tags you decorate this place with!
  • We now return you to your regularly scheduled closed-loop navel gazing. He says that like it's a bad thing. I keep Cheetos in mine.
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  • I love you quiddy. Now just sign here...
  • I keep Cheetos in mine. *crunch*
  • Toe jam?
  • No thanks.
  • Please yourself. *fires up toaster*
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  • *scowls*
  • Get a mac.
  • *offers tracicle a Cheeto*
  • *nabs offered Cheeto and then feels guilty* Sorry Tracicle
  • Cheeto bandito!