February 19, 2006

Cheney's got a lady! OOoooOOooooO.... Mr. Vice Prez is being naughty! Wow, she even looks like Lynne!
  • Impeachment!
  • Harry might actually be the second person he shot in the face that fateful weekend.
  • Alert!
  • i thought we knew this already? also, lynne cheney writes lesbian fanfic. fwiw i bet condi rice and karen hughes prefer the company of women, too, if you know what i mean and i think you do.
  • Republican wymon gotta look to their own counsel while Jeff Gannon is in business.
  • Given the fact that so many people, even so many years later, stil consider this administration's corruption far more excusable tham President's Clinton's Oval Office sexcapade, maybe this is what it'll take to get them out of power.
  • Can't .. parse .. sentence... too many clauses .. to .. absorb!!
  • Try something simpler, tech: Cheney and Willeford? Shotgun wedding.
  • This is just another trick to discredit the Dems who will jump on this story. Besides, we already know that adultery is only wrong when Democrats lie about it after a witch hunt.
  • Mord: Or, it's the truth. There are enough discrepancies to suggest something is rotten in the land of Denmark Cheney.
  • ian would say maybe so, and in an end justifies the means sort of way I hope it brings down the administration, but we've had plenty of rope to hang them with but the thin-necked bastards have kept slipping out of the noose so far. Why should I expect this will be any different? It will be spun into a liability for the opposition, just wait. I for one don't care if he is having an affair. The guy duped the country and sent hundreds of thousands to war, killed tens of thousands of innocent civilians in the name of his ideology, and called me a traitor in front of his friends for not being part of his party. How much lower can he sink in my mind than he already has.
  • 'This is my rifle, this is my gun...' Hey, $23,000 for an ambassadorship? Mmmh. Maybe I could raise enough for, say, France, Denmark or the UK? Damn, I'm not an USA citizen. Meh.
  • I take it he was using a pump-action?
  • aaand it's kitfisto for the gold!
  • *prefers NOT to imagine Cheney in any sort of sexual relationship
  • I've already had enough of the old, bald & Cheney for the entire month. I could use a shot.
  • Hmm... perhaps it's time to fire up the old checkbook. And the sum total of my thoughts in the entirety of this situation.
  • well, crap. Fortunecity punked me. So imagine, if you will, Nelson from the Simpsons doing his trademark laugh.
  • No...sorry...can't place it.
  • Is this some kind of television reference? Perhaps something from an RKO picture?
  • Up all your butts with cocoanuts.
  • I could use a shot. Birdshot, perhaps?
  • I guess Whittington couldn't handle Cheney's load...so Willeford was the backup?
  • Naw, I was thinking about a Hole in One, or two hundred.
  • but we've had plenty of rope to hang them with but the thin-necked bastards have kept slipping out of the noose so far. Would that make the Dems the hangmen? If so, I think that the problem is that it's hard to hold an execution when your trying to give the condemned a blow-job.
  • Not if you string them up with a bungee cord before you tongue-flog the baloney pony. INXecutionS! Now that's elegantly wasted!
  • Ouch!
  • I guess Whittington couldn't handle Cheney's load...so Willeford was the backup? Scary thought: maybe it wasn't buckshot what inflicted the wounds? I'd expect Herzog's, eh, load discharge to be as dangerous as ammunition, but Cheney's?
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