February 04, 2006

Treasure Hunting George: Because I'm lazy.

You know "Jack" from the Jack in the Crack commercials? Who's the actor inside of Jack's big white head? My Google-fu fails me tonight. Think of it as a challenge, with a judicious application of bolded parethesis as a prize.

  • Well, my Googling is failing me as well and I'm usually pretty damn good at it! I have only been able to find this,which I believe is just the guy being "Jack's" voice. But you're looking for the actual actor inside the suit. I love a challenge though, especially of the trivial kind, so I'll forge ahead! This is how exciting *my* Friday night is. . .
  • I, I, I . . . give up. I'm all out of words and phrases to Google, Dogpile, etc. This is going to haunt me now. [Eyes narrow at computer screen, nostrils flare in challenge]
  • hmmm, kittenhead has failed me. Alright, who's next?
  • This is not over!!
  • *click*
  • I'm Jack, but don't tell.
  • No wait! It's Dave Thomas!
  • No! Harland Sanders!
  • Carl N. Karcher?
  • I'm...I'm done now...
  • parethesis That's some pretty heavy googling right there. I think you should maybe sit down on something soft for a bit. I have heard a goose's neck is well adapted for this purpose.
  • I have heard a goose's neck is well adapted for this purpose. Are you referring to The Sotweed Factor??? One of my all-time favorite reads.