January 27, 2006

All the Katamari Damacy lyrics, translated to English. For the Katamari Damacy fans, from someone who apparently had too much time on their hands.

I've been wanting to try this game for ages, and the songs sound as cute (and dodgy) as the game itself.

  • Oh god I love that song and I too have been waiting to try the game.
  • You have no idea how much this means to me, tracicle! I get those songs stuck in my head for days on end; now I'll actually know what I'm singing!
  • Is there a fucking PC version of this game yet, or do I have to buy some candy-ass overpriced console POS? I haven't bought a console since the first Nintendo unit, and I certainly don't intend to anytime soon, even if I could afford to, which I probably can, but I'd rather buy weed or a kitfisto shirt.
  • I love Katamari Damacy!!!
  • I had just managed to get this music out of my head! But I don't mind. Anybody who hasn't played the game, go get it. I mean it. Go get it now.
  • Every time I play Katamari (just spent a couple of hours with the new one) at my friends house, I leave with the intention of buying my own Play Station. The game is that good. It's meditative.
  • I really wish they'd make a fucking PC version of this. I'm not about to go buy a game console.
  • Best videogame ever (except for its sequel, "We Love Katamari," which I play daily). This is a useful post, as I usually just make up words when singing along with the game music.
  • I love this game, but can't play it for shit - the dual analog stick control action is totally beyond me. But I love sitting and watching someone else play. Not many games can achieve that.
  • Laaaaa, lalala, lalala, la, lala, KATAMARI DAMACY!
  • Good news, Chyren and MCT! There's a home version of the game, and it's free! First, pick your nose until you get a pencil eraser sized glop of snot...
  • *just* finished playing a round of we <3 katamari w/ the kid, actually. also, fuck that fucking cow-bear level.. fucking shit ass fuckshit that is fucking frustrating as fuck ok im better now
  • oh btw maybe we could start a collection and get chyren and mct some ps2s already? a quick glance at ebay is showing new ones for $99 USD, but im sure one could find them for much cheaper.
  • No, just send them your snot!
  • done and done.
  • A PS2s worth the dough, because you can play DVD's and CD's in there, too. Don't add a $20 Ganeshark becuse you shouldn't watch DVD's from other regions; it would be naughty.
  • I grabbed We <3 Katamari when I saw it, and played it for about a week straight... Then went back to the first one and was rather annoyed. It's much improved in the second game. But the intro is better on the first... :) As a sidenote, a million roses takes a fricking long time to roll up.
  • I...woke up with the theme in my head. Three classes later, it was out. And now it's back. (Wedge: not the campfire level? That's the one that makes me swear like a sailor.)
  • Gotta agree on the sequal being a bit better, especially the two-player options. The sumo level was awesome.
  • I so badly want this and the old school Parappa the Rapper soundtracks, but don't want to pay $30 a piece for imports.
  • Wedge, I am your brother in cowbear hate. It's the only level I haven't totally spanked. My MoFiLA homegirl guava emailed this to me a few months ago.
  • I'm utterly obsessed with Katamari Damaci and We Love Katamari. The PS2 was the best birthday present ever.
  • SK: You're welcome! :)
  • Uncyclopedia's entry on KD can be found here
  • yeah, i'm gonna get that giant cow-bear, you'll see! *rolls over (milk) chocolate bar* D'oh!
  • oh, and boney's rolled up the king of all cosmos...i've seen him do it. (i rolled up God)
  • I also rolled up King Kong. Seriously, he's on the "animals" level. If someone finds the words to the songs from "We <3 Katamari," could you post them here?
  • Heh. No translations as yet, but this site has phonetic transcriptions of a few of the songs from "I <3 Katamari," including my favorites. Now I can sing along and not have to make up bizarre English lyrics (I kind of heard "meiro no you/Sagashi tsuzukete" as "medieval warrior/someone shaves and you get laid).
  • A friend has that EyeToy camera gizmo for her PS2 and it's really fun, but as a recovered OldSchoolVideoGameAddict (RiverRaid! Impossible mission! Yeeeah!) I've resisted getting any console. A few days ago, saw her playing that Katamari and a Simpsons racing game... I started to sweat. I *needed* to play those games on my own pod and not go out for a week. I know that if I fall again, it's gonna be nasty.
  • Oops.
  • Don't you realize that you're all just bits on my giant Katamari? You may think you're in your own world, but that's just because I've rolled up your world too! Wriggle all you want. HahahaHA!
  • eight years later and i have ~300,000 of the 'required' 1 million roses. almost there!